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I'm leaving forever...

Imperium BROKE SHATTERED CORPSE
 
Imperium said:
Longest post I ever seen you make. Intelligent too. Who helped you type it?

OOOOOOO DAAAAYUMMMMMM!!111!!

BTW, I am leaving forever.

Eat shit wetback.
 
Laker_Girl said:
I'm back bitches!! After discussing it with my mom she convinced me that one bad run in shouldn't ruin the perfectly good time I have here at TK. Mom's right, mom's always right.




Donovan, as always, go fuck yourself since you're the only person on the planet even remotely attracted to your shit stain personality and below average looks.

The day I listen to anything you have to say is the day you've kidnapped me off the street, duct taped me to a chair, and gagged me and even then, I know in my heart of hearts I would find a way to poke my eardrums out.

You're gonna have to do better than this, sweetie, I was married to one of you bitches, remember? Besides, if I really wanted to torture you I'd duct tape you to Dork Lord. I bet he'd even thank me for it, because from your posted pics I bet you porked up pretty good. He likes 'em thick...
 
Donovan said:
You're gonna have to do better than this, sweetie, I was married to one of you bitches, remember? Besides, if I really wanted to torture you I'd duct tape you to Dork Lord. I bet he'd even thank me for it, because from your posted pics I bet you porked up pretty good. He likes 'em thick...


That's a burn.

But seriiously, when are we gonna see the spicy video tape of you and your friend furiously funneling your differences out?
 
Thanks for the thought Dono, but I doubt fucking her would improve my opinion of her any.
 
All this talk of DL getting in my pants has made my vagina decide to sew itself shut.

And much to your disappointment I am not thick. I'm nice a slim these days, summer heat=no eating and now that I'm embracing the outdoors and re-learning how to roller skate my shape's looking even lovlier.

Don't put your fat fetish on DL, you know you like your bitches so fat they pop like bacon in the sun.
 
Laker_Girl said:
All this talk of DL getting in my pants has made my vagina decide to sew itself shut.

Mission accomplished! Thank you for saving the world from future generations of concieted morons! :D
 
^^Yes, not having your children is my gift to the world!!
 
^Further proof of your stupidity. Any offspring of yours would end up like that, regardless of the father.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Eat shit wetback.

Your vile and vicious racism is repugnant! You should be banned silly, white cracker!
 
Laker_Girl said:
Yaaaaaayyyyyyy! I'm so happy!!!!!!!! :bigass:

You secretly desire my hawt bawdy!
 
Laker_Girl said:
All this talk of DL getting in my pants has made my vagina decide to sew itself shut.

And much to your disappointment I am not thick. I'm nice a slim these days, summer heat=no eating and now that I'm embracing the outdoors and re-learning how to roller skate my shape's looking even lovlier.

Don't put your fat fetish on DL, you know you like your bitches so fat they pop like bacon in the sun.


What's wrong with just liking Bacon w/o the bitch?
 
Imperium said:
You secretly desire my hawt bawdy!

I'm not into fatties but when you tell me about your job I do get a little warm under the collar.
 
BitchSlapSmitty said:
What's wrong with just liking Bacon w/o the bitch?

Nothing.
 
I liked u better when you weren't here.
 
Lol, this thread got good :D
 
Oh, gawd, one of my best lovers was a fattie.
 
Moar cushion 4 teh pushin I say!
 
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