I'm Leaving TK forever (FOR REAL!)

[Mentalist]

I would take a bullet for you Eggs.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And I you, mate.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Funny, because I'd take either of youse guys bullets.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YOU MEAN OUR HEAT SEEKING GUIDED MISSILES??????

 

[BlazerBoy]

Yes, though with me, heat-seeking wouldn't help, since I'm HOT ALL OVER.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OMG will Menty and Eggs ever be reconciled!?!?!?

 

[BlazerBoy]

Imagine mint flavor on Eggs?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Considers making a vile pun about my breath being Menty fresh, thinks better of it*

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I haven't even cracked the DS9 novels I bought years ago, I don't think Buffy books will even make my Shopping Cart.

The Buffy books are pretty crappy. I've tried to read a bunch that I bought at the dollar store, but they ain't even worth a dollar.

Wait, that's not true! The Spike & Druisilla novel ROCKED! Seriously, if you get a chance to read it, it's worth picking up. Except for the fact that it's probably non-canon, since it tells of Spike killing a THIRD slayer, when even the youngest school lad knows he killed but two.

Oh, and I heard that Kevin R. A. DeCandido (or whatever the fuck his name is) is writing a book about the black slayer that Spike offed.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I think I have a couple of Angel books upstairs for some reason but I'M never going to touch them.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Oh, and I heard that Kevin R. A. DeCandido (or whatever the fuck his name is) is writing a book about the black slayer that Spike offed.

KRAD is an awaesome author. If he's writing a book on Kendra, I'll BITE.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Garamet will write a book where Buffy talks to whales.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Just to be clear, I'm not really leaving. I changed my mind.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Changed your PANTS too.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DAMN VINYL SEATS!!!!

NURSE!!! NURSE!!! HALLLLOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!

(I got nothin' tonight)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm empty inside and dead lomg omg