I'm not your girlfriend

[Tisiphone]

So guess what? You don't get to text me to ask where I ran off to, and yes, I do get to think you're a FUCKING PUSSY FOR WAITING UNTIL I'M GONE TO LEAVE SOMETHING OF MINE IN MY MAILBOX.

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[Hambil]

Sorry...

 

[headvoid]

I think you would be a good girlfriend.

Kind of sassy, keep a man on his toes but trustworthy and fun.

But I could be wrong and you are a 100% bunny boiler nutcase.

 

[Tisiphone]

No, I will not go Fatal Attraction on a man. If that were the case, I would have done that ages ago on this guy.

 

[Hambil]

Even if they asked nicely?

 

[Tisiphone]

Maybe for role playing.

 

[Hambil]

Mmmmmmm

 

[headvoid]

I like to dress up in Nazi Uniforms and make monkey noises before violent anal sex.

Let me know when you are available.

 

[Hambil]

All my Nazi monkey anal sex sessions are booked for months in advance. I have a few Mexican donkey anal sex sessions if you want them.

 

[headvoid]

I am prepared to compromise as long as the Donkey has read up on Lord EEE Haw.

If I am honest Tisi in a uniform does it more for me than Doreen the Donkey. But hey, I understand this is a very specific request.

 

[Tisiphone]

In a Nazi uniform?

 

[Conchaga]

Hitler gnome buttraep!

 

[Tisiphone]

He'll sneak up on ya!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm not your girlfriend either!

 

[Dr Dave]

WHAT A BOOHAT

 

[The Tomtrek]

I am.

 

[Dr Dave]

Tbh, ya can't blame him for leaving stuff in your box if your this pissed off at him.

 

[Cassie]

Go to his house and put a dead squirrel in his mailbox. THAT WILL TEACH HIM.

 

[StringTheorist]

I'm not your girlfriend

But you can be my boyfriend!

 

[Tisiphone]

Tbh, ya can't blame him for leaving stuff in your box if your this pissed off at him.

No, I was pissed because he left something in my mailbox, then had the balls to ask me where I went.