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I'm pretty sure the layout of Fawlty Towers makes no sense

That was epic!

Remember the time The Doctor's programing was corrupted and he dosed the entire crew with hallucinogenic drugs? You had Tom Paris trying to impregnate the delta flyer, Ensign Kim trying to wildly spank a time travelling Ensign Janeway, all the while the enginering crew installed disco balls through out the ship.
 
Ah yes, and Neelix thought The Delaney Twins were having lezzo sex in front of him, but really it was Tuvok and Vorik furiously trying to Pon Farr the hell out of each other.
 
Then there was that episode where the crews socks went missing, and after an extensive search they were found in Nelix's quarters and they were all soiled so to speak.

Notice Nelix was not on the ship long after this incident.
 
http://www.jetclover.com/fiddle2.shtml

DEAR. GOD.

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Remember in season 3 when they did a crossover episode with DS9, but Avery Brookes refused to appear in it, so Sisko was played by the Klingon restaurant owner?
 
I clicked that link once, and the small blurry thumbnails gave me a genital wart. I ain't goin' back for seconds.

Remember when Naomi Wildman swallowed Harry Kim whole, and nobody noticed for at least 3 months of the Year of Hell?
 
Why did no one ever mention the fact that Naomi Wildman and Harry Kim died and were replaced by duplicates created by a Braga anomoly? And why has no one written a Harry/Naomi fanfic based on this shared secret (and Harry being a paedo)?
 
I liked the episode where Tom drunkenly stumbles through a door and finds Neelix shagging Kes and says "dude, she's fucking two years old you sick fuck!"
 
I liked the one where Janeway walked around on the bridge bare foot because she liked the "soft carpet" and Paris openly masturbated.
 
I liked the DVD box of the 17 seasons of episodes they shot about the alternate timeline where they just slog through space for the whole 23 years.

REMEMBER THAT EPISODE WHERE JANEWAY STARTED MENOPAUSE AND SKINNED THE TATTOOS OFF OL' CHUCKLES?
 
Remember the time the cable went out, and the entire crew was forced to watch endless episodes of Will & Grace?
 
Remember when the Doctor was trying to programme himself to have genitals but they appeared on his forehead and he was stuck like that for half a season?
 
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