I'm pretty sure the layout of Fawlty Towers makes no sense

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"Tinkle, Taters, Wobbly Eye"? BEST. EPISODE. EVAR.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's the only Voyager episode to win an Emmy (for excellence in genital design.)

 

[whisky]

Remember when Kes left and Neelix started eyeing up Niomi Wildman, and Tom was like "Dude, she's one year old" and he was like "Well Kes was only two when we started going out" and Harry was all "fuck it, lets just blow the pedo out the airlock".

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Nah, Harry was all like...

Spoiler

 

[whisky]

If that's from an episode I don't remember it.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'd like to see you go to Fair Haven and say that.

 

[Dr Dave]

Remember that terrible remake of the TNG episode "Lower Decks" that Voyager did? You know the one where The Doctor insisted on giving what he called "Sexy Physicals" while using his holographic camera.

I think the Voyager episode was titled "Lower Dicks".

 

[Gagh]

If that's from an episode I don't remember it.

It was an episode of Countryfile.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Remember the time OH GOD THE PAIN I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS ANYMORE then Seven laughed?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Number 5 Google search result for "Fawlty Towers layout"!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's weird. Are there thousands of people out there constructing Fawlty Towers facsimiles?

 

[CaptainWacky]

There fucking should be.