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I'm trying to get drunk to spame the mine field agin

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
it's just not coming like on christmas day...........YET!
 
I'm drinking tea.
 
I'm not.q
 
hot black TEA!
 
I'm a bit drunk now
 
I AM drinking Jack Daniels like a mother fucker, but so far its only making my legs drunk, by the time it reaches my head I will be out of it, and have to switch to southern comfort, which unfortunately is not a euphemism for blow jobs.
 
I don't think I've ever had southern comfort. Not a huge whiskey person myself.
 
I am drinking diet pepsi. Alcohol free new years hanging at home.
 
I don't think I've ever had southern comfort. Not a huge whiskey person myself.

Technically its more of a bourbon than a whisky, McCoy would aprove.

Its past midnight here, so Happy new year mother dfuckers!
 
It's so easy to type when drunk.

there's no reason at all to make typos.
 
Depends just how drfeink you are sonny jim
 
I drank like a mutha last night, I'm taking it easy tonight.
 
I'll share my rum with you! Old times!
 
I like rum old chum
 
Technically its more of a bourbon than a whisky, McCoy would aprove.

My grandmother enjoys bourbon. She drinks this brand called Bullet Bourbon.
 
I'm runk now but only when I stand up
 
drunks greatest inventions is the bannister
 
I had a glass of iced tea. I FORGOT IT WAS GET DRUNK NIGHT.
 
new years eve is an anagram of get shitfaced now
 
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