Impersonating chicks on the internet is freakin hilarious....

Dershocka

dershocka
singlesnet.com

I was tired of all these fake webscam bithces sending me friend requests on myspace so I decided to start collecting their photos to troll others....

My first attempt.

http://www.singlesnet.com/?setlocation=profile&setarea=preview

If the link doesn't work here's what my "profile" says.

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City: Waynesburg
Age: 24
Race / Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
Height: 5' 1"
Hair: Dark brown
Eyes: Green

About me

Just looking for a guy wo will be nice, and honest. I don't like to play games. Players, and ballers need not respond.

My personality

• I like to play the following sports:
Bowling.
• I like to exercise:
Weekly.
• My exercise regime consists of:
Walking.
• I like to watch these sporting events:
Basketball, Football.


My education and career

• I attended high school in Kentucky.
• My current occupation is:
Nanny / Child Care.


State: Kentucky
Country: United States


Before I took this bitch's pic from myspace I had like 15 messages. (still alot kinda.) AFTER the pic was added. Its jumped to like 50. LMAO! Half of them while I type this! ROFL. Like a girl that fuckin hot would need a shit-site to find dick... Here's some of the emails and pics from assclowns stupid enough to subscribe to this shit......


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pauldaddy View profile

Age: 35
Location: Winchester, OH, United States
Date: Tuesday 29th of May


pauldaddy has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

Hi my name is Paul. I was looking through some of these profiles and seen yours, so I thought I would drop you a line to say hey and to tell you that I think you are absolutely beautiful!! Hope I'm not being too forward.....write me back if you want to
[email protected]



look forward to hearin from ya
Paul


LAUGHING MY FUCKIN ASS OFF!
HERE'S MORE!

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30kymale View profile

Age: 30
Location: Paris, KY, United States
Date: Tuesday 29th of May



30kymale has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

wow you are very attractive. i might be a little older than what you are looking for. i am not sure actually. but as far as games go i am not a player and i dont want to hurt anyone. i am looking for the girl that will make my knees weak and my voice tremble when i see her. i would like to chat with you sometime if you have messenger i can share my pictures with you there.


Not done yet... Feel free to save all these email addresses.

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lonesome4love980 View profile

Age: 28
Location: Hustonville, KY, United States
Date: Tuesday 29th of May



lonesome4love980 has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

I have seen you on myspace


Y'THINK?!?!?!?


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cuddles502 View profile

Age: 31
Location: Lawrenceburg, KY, United States
Date: Tuesday 29th of May



cuddles502 has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

hi,
where are they? your wings,cause i know a(n) angel when i see one...

WELL CHOCOLATE THUNDER JUST CALL ME CLARENCE!!! LOL!


Okay, one more for now.


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ec29 View profile

Age: 29
Location: Sellersburg, IN, United States
Date: Wednesday 30th of May



ec29 has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

hey how are you doin? my name is eric and i would like to talk with you and get to know you. do you have yahoo or msn messenger? if you do let me know my yahoo id is rebelways2003.
i hope to talk with you soon

eric


I responded to this one....


My yahoo IM is zanyonfan. I'm usually on there in the evenings. I hope to hear from you!


I'M SURE I WILL!!! BWAHAHAHAHA! Keep watching this thread for more updates. I'm considering starting another acount on there, and sharing the password with some of you folks. ITS A GOLDMINE! WHY SHOULD WEBSCAM SLUTS HAVE ALL THE FUN?
 

Dershocka

dershocka
The last guy's response to my email...

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hey beautiful i added you to my messenger list i hope to talk to you soon


OH STUD YOU SURE WILL!
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Wow, 'shocka... you're kinda hawt!

Got any beaver shots?
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Remember, don't flash 'em the goods until you get a ring out of it. Or some cash.
 

Kerb Crawler

Closed Fist of the Badlands
Man, what the hell happened to Ted Levine..? He really let himself go.
 

Cacophony

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Nice :D
 

Dershocka

dershocka
This could go on forever! Desperate fuckers!

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djstitch502 View profile

Age: 22
Location: Louisville, KY, United States
Date: Wednesday 30th of May



djstitch502 has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

hey how u doin today

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bwblueeyes View profile

Age: 38
Location: Clay City, KY, United States
Date: Wednesday 30th of May



bwblueeyes has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

wow u r so beautiful i like to get to know u my name is billy my yahoo id is bwblueeyes04 add me

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toby2077 View profile

Age: 29
Location: Madisonville, TN, United States
Date: Wednesday 30th of May



toby2077 has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

hey!! how r you?? hit me back,, thanx..

shayne
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driver944 View profile

Age: 24
Location: Finchville, KY, United States
Date: Wednesday 30th of May



driver944 has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

Would like 2 chat i dont play games matt
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shps View profile

Age: 37
Location: Louisville, KY, United States
Date: Wednesday 30th of May



shps has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

Hello! How are you doing today?
I just want to let you know what type of lady I am looking for---
I'm looking for someone who is a great listener and someone who is responsible and can take care of themselves.
I want someone who really wants to get to know me for who I am--not for what I have.
I am a 6'0' black guy, bald-headed with a goatee, and so if you are not interested in black men please move on to the next guy.

I am really a great guy to be around and love to share quality time and spoil the special person in my life.
If you want to know more about me and would like to hear from me please send me a message or email!

D.
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medical_male View profile

Age: 33
Location: Danville, KY, United States
Date: Wednesday 30th of May



medical_male has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

WOW you are one GORGEOUS lady!!

Do you use yahoo messenger??? If so, my id on there is maninmedicine. Add me to your list and maybe we can chat and get to know eachh other on there?

I hope to chat with you soon gorgeous!

Ethan
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tallhotone4u View profile

Age: 25
Location: Louisville, KY, United States
Date: Wednesday 30th of May



tallhotone4u has sent you an email. You can reply back for free!

hello whats up? my name is andy and i just moved to louisville from memphis,tn. I was looking for someone to get to know and spend time with. your very beautiful. hope you have a great week

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I almost feel bad for these fellas. Almost. I dunno, maybe they're just bored, whatever. Its still hilarious.
 

OS@M@

New Member
Here is a pic of dershocka:

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