IN THIS THREAD AN ORGY WILL COMMENCE

[jack]

No idea what to make of this.

ROTFLMAO

 

[jack]

My fucking sim even looks like me.

 

[EnglishRose]

Shatna - you're the best

 

[lady_elena_wf]

I want to be a sim.

We will be eventually. Remember? You & I are off somewhere else so that you may return my undies to me. :twisted:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Yeah, I'm sure if I ever met LG IRL, we'd burst out of our clothes and start fuckin' on the floor. That's a GIVEN. Good job!

Now...why isn't Caitriona givin' you a hummer on top of the pool table??

 

[jack]

Because the weight of the vehicle would crush the table?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

*polite chuckle. Rolls eyes when jack looks away*

 

[Shatna]

*Exchanges glance with BDM, we shake heads in tandem. Abruptly smile innocently when jack looks towards us again.*

 

[Laker_Girl]

Why do I always come off as having blonde hair? My hair is light brown with blonde highlights. But yeah, that's exactly what I look like when I'm having sex.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

^^Shatna just came in his drawers!

They think you're a blonde because yer from California, totally fer shure.

 

[Shatna]

Why do I always come off as having blonde hair? My hair is light brown with blonde highlights.

When I selected your Sim I couldn't find one that looked exactly like you, so I went for someone blonde and pretty. Best I could do. On the other hand, I did find one with a Playboy bunny costume.

But yeah, that's exactly what I look like when I'm having sex.

I like knowing that.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^

And a wonderful job you did at making my Sim, sorry to sound ungrateful.

 

[Shatna]

Now you must make me brownies.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^^Ooooh, that's freaky!! How'd you know about the brownies?! Don't make me interrogate you like a Russian spy!!

 

[Caitriona]

Now...why isn't Caitriona givin' you a hummer on top of the pool table??

Because I have my priorities straight. First, I take all your money beating you at pool. Then, I bestow favors on my creator.


[VERY nice work Shatna, I love it all, especialy my outfit and putting me doing my second favorite thing in the world. ]

 

[jack]

I'm still blown away by the sheer artistry and joie de vive

 

[Caitriona]

I'm still blown away by the sheer artistry and joie de vive

Well, of course you are!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Because I have my priorities straight. First, I take all your money beating you at pool. Then, I bestow favors on my creator.


[VERY nice work Shatna, I love it all, especialy my outfit and putting me doing my second favorite thing in the world. ]

Yeah, you'd beat me at pool, guaranteed.

BUT I'D KICK YOUR ASS ON THE GOLF COURSE, TOOTS!!

 

[Caitriona]

BUT I'D KICK YOUR ASS ON THE GOLF COURSE, TOOTS!!

Oh, I have no doubt. My father's only dissappointment in me, I can't play worth a damn.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

This is amazing Shatna.

I know I didn't make the cut because I'm a n00b but even at some point in the future, I won't be in this kind of thing because we all know that the default "Balki" dude on the Sims has his eyes set a little too far apart to be realistic.

Also Cait I might not be able to beat you at either pool or golf, but get on your knees and I will beat you














in a high jump contest.