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Is it bad luck if you lose your ring?

jack

jack

The Legendary Troll King
I accidentally washed my penis with lipstick remover and it came right off. DRAT.

Seriously, I've lost so much weight even my fingers have shrunk, and when I did the laundry last night, it vanished.

I feel NEKKID
 
Jack, you're married???? You're kidding, right? I can't be in love with a married man, that's wrong on so many levels!!! I guess this is goodbye.


Toodles, my love~
 
jack said:
I accidentally washed my penis with lipstick remover and it came right off. DRAT.

Seriously, I've lost so much weight even my fingers have shrunk, and when I did the laundry last night, it vanished.

I feel NEKKID
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Please tell us more about your very interesting weight loss, you shivelled old gnome.
 
jack said:
I accidentally washed my penis with lipstick remover and it came right off. DRAT.

Seriously, I've lost so much weight even my fingers have shrunk, and when I did the laundry last night, it vanished.

I feel NEKKID
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I feel odd when I do not have my wedding ring and anv ring on, I think I would freak if I lost them, And I think that my husband would kill me to!
 
Well, you've gotten a 1 weeks worth suspension from EI, so yeah, it's bad luck. Even worse when the wife finds out. Hope you find your ring. It's probably stuck in washer drum.
 
A Karas said:
Well, you've gotten a 1 weeks worth suspension from EI, so yeah, it's bad luck. Even worse when the wife finds out. Hope you find your ring. It's probably stuck in washer drum.
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Do you gossip mindlessly out of habit, or is it genetic?
 
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