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Is it bad luck if you lose your ring?

jack

Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
I accidentally washed my penis with lipstick remover and it came right off. DRAT.

Seriously, I've lost so much weight even my fingers have shrunk, and when I did the laundry last night, it vanished.

I feel NEKKID
 
Wedding ring?
 
yes
 
That's not a good thing.
 
I'm hoping its in the bottom of the washer drum
 
Did your dog eat it?
 
I looked through his shit, but it wasn't in there, so no.
 
Jack, you're married???? You're kidding, right? I can't be in love with a married man, that's wrong on so many levels!!! I guess this is goodbye.


Toodles, my love~
 
jack said:
I accidentally washed my penis with lipstick remover and it came right off. DRAT.

Seriously, I've lost so much weight even my fingers have shrunk, and when I did the laundry last night, it vanished.

I feel NEKKID

Please tell us more about your very interesting weight loss, you shivelled old gnome.
 
jack said:
I accidentally washed my penis with lipstick remover and it came right off. DRAT.

Seriously, I've lost so much weight even my fingers have shrunk, and when I did the laundry last night, it vanished.

I feel NEKKID

I feel odd when I do not have my wedding ring and anv ring on, I think I would freak if I lost them, And I think that my husband would kill me to!
 
Yeah, but on the other hand, it is just a ring.
 
It was in the laundry.
 
Well, you've gotten a 1 weeks worth suspension from EI, so yeah, it's bad luck. Even worse when the wife finds out. Hope you find your ring. It's probably stuck in washer drum.
 
Only if you like your marriage. Glad you found it
 
A Karas said:
Well, you've gotten a 1 weeks worth suspension from EI, so yeah, it's bad luck. Even worse when the wife finds out. Hope you find your ring. It's probably stuck in washer drum.

Do you gossip mindlessly out of habit, or is it genetic?
 
jack said:
It was in the laundry.

With your blouse?
 
jack said:
It was in the laundry.

With your blouse?
 
With your blouse?
 
With your blouse?
 
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