Douche Pukehole
Gone.
I'm sorry that you are so bored and hope that you find something interesting to do.
HUZZAH! So Loktar is no longer a virgin?
Thrilling. Absolutely thrilling Loktar. Next time make up a story.
Sorry for trying to be a gentleman. But if you prefer me to be a bad boy fine. Don't blame me when our sex tape goes global. The hot, dirty, sweaty monkey sex I figured would be too intense for most viewers. Plus I figured the special guest appearance by Hambil might irk Yub.
You are correct.
I am wrong.
Please forgive me.
Thank you for being such a gentleman.
I mean thank you for being so rough in bed
and a Gentleman otherwise.
Sorry for trying to be a gentleman. But if you prefer me to be a bad boy fine. Don't blame me when our sex tape goes global. The hot, dirty, sweaty monkey sex I figured would be too intense for most viewers. Plus I figured the special guest appearance by Hambil might irk Yub.
First sex tape to win an Oscar...FOR COMEDY OMGZ!
I shouldn't have trusted Hambil with that condom mod though. It broke.