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Is LC bored?

I'm sorry that you are so bored and hope that you find something interesting to do.
 
I am going to order LC to do things to relieve her boredom.

LC, I demand you dress in just a trenchcoat, drive to Loktar's place and knock on his front door with a bucket of honeydust.


Loktar, be ready with a videocamera
 
I will obey promptly.
 
Fire generated by friction?
 
I hope Loktar has insurance.
 
And protection too.
 
I am not bored anymore.
 
HUZZAH! So Loktar is no longer a virgin?
 
Yub said:
HUZZAH! So Loktar is no longer a virgin?
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Unfortunately no. She never showed. As punishment I will be uploading the hour and hours of video of me masturbating while waiting for LC to show up.
 
Thrilling. Absolutely thrilling Loktar. Next time make up a story.
 
Love Child said:
Thrilling. Absolutely thrilling Loktar. Next time make up a story.
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Sorry for trying to be a gentleman. But if you prefer me to be a bad boy fine. Don't blame me when our sex tape goes global. The hot, dirty, sweaty monkey sex I figured would be too intense for most viewers. Plus I figured the special guest appearance by Hambil might irk Yub.
 
Loktar said:
Sorry for trying to be a gentleman. But if you prefer me to be a bad boy fine. Don't blame me when our sex tape goes global. The hot, dirty, sweaty monkey sex I figured would be too intense for most viewers. Plus I figured the special guest appearance by Hambil might irk Yub.
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You are correct.
I am wrong.
Please forgive me.
Thank you for being such a gentleman.
I mean thank you for being so rough in bed
and a Gentleman otherwise.
 
Love Child said:
You are correct.
I am wrong.
Please forgive me.
Thank you for being such a gentleman.
I mean thank you for being so rough in bed
and a Gentleman otherwise.
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Your welcum!
 
Loktar said:
Sorry for trying to be a gentleman. But if you prefer me to be a bad boy fine. Don't blame me when our sex tape goes global. The hot, dirty, sweaty monkey sex I figured would be too intense for most viewers. Plus I figured the special guest appearance by Hambil might irk Yub.
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First sex tape to win an Oscar...FOR COMEDY OMGZ!
 
OMGZ! :shock:

*knocks on wood*
 
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