Is there any hope?

[Dr Dave]

What character would she play?

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You know what? I discovered that printing paper must be installed with the roll going toward the back! Guess what? I install the toilet paper, EXACTLY THE SAME WAY!! EVEN IF IT IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If any one points it out, I tell them their turds won't print on the Charmin.

 

[CaptainWacky]

What character would she play?

Waluigi.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I've decided there is no hope.

 

[Loktar]

Me too. I'll be living at my parent's house until one of us dies and then I become a smelly homeless drifter.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Fortunately, Mario games, TV shows and porn keep me occupied.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like two of those things!

 

[I Love Cunt]

Oh fuck
Good
Bad
Happy
Sad

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

You're always like that
Vertical columns
Just one word in your hat
Bowling in columns
Turkeys strike out
Never forget it
But you always pout

 

[I Love Cunt]

You respond in poem, you know em!

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

yup
In a cup

 

[Loktar]

[YOUTUBE]0LUTPDuR7J0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Love Child]

Is there a secret I don't know?

I always thought that, growing up, I also hoped I was adopted, or that Someone would adopt me. So there is that.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

But you are Love Child.
Oh sorry
yeah I guess you would

 

[CaptainWacky]

Your real parents are Mario and Princess Peach.

 

[Dr Dave]

WHAT THE FORK!?

 

[Love Child]

That would be awesome!

 

[Dr Dave]

Would it?

 

[Loktar]

It is if they give you your own Yoshi to ride or a racoon suit.

 

[Dr Dave]

Furries..