It CAN be difficult, by God! They're right!

[Donovan]

This was copied verbatim from one of our friendly spambots:

Despite the fact organizing a family vacation utilizing girls and boys can make virtually any adults find the person's excess hair, it can be a pleasing practical experience for everyone finally.

If you've read any of these mishmashes all the way through, you quickly realize three key facts:
1. It's better than all the Badlands regular topics and most of the Minefield
2. There is a little bit of subversive genius hidden in there.
3. Anyone reading them all the way through needs to get offline.

Since I am extremely unlikely to do that third thing, I decided instead to repeatedly copy and paste the above into a google translator and see what comes out.

Yeah, I'm bored.

First rinse: English to Indonesian and back.

Despite the fact organizing family vacations take advantage of women and men can make almost all adults find someone excess hair, can be practically enjoyable experience for everyone eventually.

Hmm, sounds a little suggestive. Let's press on.

Second verse, not the same as the first:

Despite the fact organizing a family vacation to take advantage of women and men can make almost all adults discover a person's hair excessively, can be of practical experience enjoyable for everyone in the end.

Now we're getting somewhere. This is a "TK" style vacation, where one might enjoy taking advantage of both men and women.

The translation machine becomes pretty constant at that point, so we throw a Spanish detour into the mix:

Although the organization of a family holiday to take advantage of women and men can do almost all adults discover a person's hair too much can be the experience enjoyable for everyone in the end.

Well, now. Is this one saying rape can be fun for everyone, in moderation? Hmmm.

Back through the Indo-rinse it goes:

Although the organization's family vacation to take advantage of women and men can do almost all adults discover a person's hair too much can be a fun experience for everyone in the end.

Wait, now there's a rape CLUB? That plans events? Notice they downplay the whole "moderation" thing. Now even a little too much hair discovery is okay and fun. Let's move on.

Back through the Mexican version:

While on vacation in the organization of the family to take advantage of women and men can do almost all adults discover a person's hair too much can be a fun experience for everyone in the end.

HOLY CRAP IT'S A BUTTRAPE VACATION! AND IT'S FUN FOR EVERYONE! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO??!

I blame the liberal media. This would never happen with strong conservative leadership. They would keep their buttrape club completely secret...

 

[Ilyanna]

Donovan, please move in with me.
Anyone who takes the time to do this is definitely able to put up with my more, erm, irratic phases easily.

 

[Donovan]

Donovan, please move in with me.
Anyone who takes the time to do this is definitely able to put up with my more, erm, irratic phases easily.

If it weren't for that pesky ocean...

 

[Ilyanna]

I know, right? It's about time someone invents some machine or gadget to cross the sea, you know, like, some floating device or something.

 

[jack]

 

[Ilyanna]

Great idea, but seriously - do you truly think Dono can sit in there and refrain from poking that bubble long enough to get to my place??

 

[Donovan]

I do like to poke things.

I have a poker.

 

[Ilyanna]

I know. I am sitting on your lap, remember?

 

[Donovan]

I'm about to discover hair excessively. Which, I'm told, can be fun in the end.

 

[Ilyanna]

Well, you're not discovering it in the place you're currently examining, that much I can promise you.

 

[Donovan]

In that case I must look much more closely. This could take a while...

 

[Ilyanna]

Oh please DO take your time, that sure's gonna be a fun experiment for everyone...

 

[Donovan]

If we work very closely together and come at it from both ends I think we can lick this obstacle.

 

[Gagh]

That particular example is so bad, I think I may preserve it after nuking the bot.

 

[Ilyanna]

I think we work together very closely, and if we come from both sides to do that obstacle.

 

[Donovan]

Yeah that was so bad it actually had some win in it. It was on the level of "all your base."

In fact, I propose that this:

Despite the fact organizing a family vacation utilizing girls and boys can make virtually any adults find the person's excess hair, it can be a pleasing practical experience for everyone finally.

be made quote of the week in honor of the everpresent efforts of our spambot friends...

 

[Donovan]

I think we work together very closely, and if we come from both sides to do that obstacle.

I would like some making fuck to also under impediment of this.

 

['Gear]

That particular example is so bad, I think I may preserve it after nuking the bot.

I move we attach Donovan work on the translation to the piece in the archive.

That was _funny_. No two ways about it.

Can I get a second?

As for the rest of this thread...You dirty kids.

 

[Ilyanna]

I would like some making fuck to also under impediment of this.

A between barrier the ocean us works not sad is. Swimming?

 

['Gear]

At when during a time of winter and aircold a boy and girl can not feel warm about open swim they be sad to need.