It CAN be difficult, by God! They're right!

[Ilyanna]

lol, damn, it's been ages since I last listened to that. And I used to love that album!

 

[FBI parte due]

Y'all cupcakeas don't even know what underground is.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEcS-pji08s#t=35s

 

[Ilyanna]

And I will continue to stay ignorant because that fucking video is fucking unavailable in fucking Germany because of fucking license rights. Fuck the industry!

 

[FBI parte due]

It ain't my fault.

 

[Ilyanna]

Of course, I could always mention that I've listened to Clinton, PE, AND Grandmaster Flash before you were even born, but that would be bragging and downright age-ist.

 

['Gear]

Like it for the music...Love it for the wisdom.

I went up to this girl, she said, Hi, my name is Sheena
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina

She said, I'd like a drink, I said, Ehm - ok, I'll go get it
Then a couple sips she cold licked her lips, and I knew that she was with it

So I took her to my crib, and everything went well as planned
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man

So I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina"

 

[FBI parte due]

Would you believe me if I told you I've personally sucked off George Clinton out back in the alley behind a sketchy bar in Allston?

Backstage passes = totally worth it.

 

[Ilyanna]

WHAT!?!? YOU BITCH, I ONLY GOT TO DO THAT TO HIS SUPER-UGLY BASSIST!!! (at least I got to share a spliff with the old man afterwards, so I still remember that night rather fondly.)

 

['Gear]

I would. But I'll believe just about anything.

 

[FBI parte due]

Nah, I'm just joshin'. The closest I got was rubbing the head stubble of some black dude who was on ecstasy (I was also on ecstasy, no homo).

 

['Gear]

Stubble rubber.

 

[Ilyanna]

Nah, I'm just joshin'.

Well, I'm not. I actually did take a drag from the same joint as George Clinton did, and his bass player was ugly as hell.

 

[FBI parte due]

Was it a nice joint?

 

[Ilyanna]

smoking hot

 

[jack]

Would you believe me if I told you I've personally sucked off George Clinton out back in the alley behind a sketchy bar in Allston?

Backstage passes = totally worth it.

I grew up in Allston...where?

 

[FBI parte due]

Habibi's Hookah Lounge, right on Harvard and Comm Ave.

It was worth it just to get the taste of seared glycerine and "Mango Peech Wattermelon" out of my mouth.

 

[Donovan]

I have a vague unconnected memory of being very close proximity to Mr. George Clinton and being nearly overcome with the BO of same. I can't for the life of me remember where or when it was, only that for a long time afterward it was a running gag in my family that I alone knew "who got the funk."

I think it was a festival or jazz concert a few years ago. I'll have to investigate further...

 

[Donovan]

EDIT: found it, it was in 1999 he came and played a free concert our city used to put on, party in the park style. I attended a bunch of them, they kicked ass before the city ran outta money. But I remember distinkly (lol) the P-Funk coming offa that guy as he went up on stage. Nearly killed me...