CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Seriously who thought faces coming out of the crotch was a good idea.
I was traveling so much, and I just needed to make sure I was grounded and had someone to talk to. [My therapist] talked more than I did, which was hilarious and great and fun... It was like having a girlfriend. But I'm not going to give her $300 an hour to have the same conversation I could have with my girlfriend.
Zach Galifianakis said:"If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other. It was crazy. I was at a party — I'd never met her — and she was like, 'Come sit down.' So I sit at her table, and [we] talk for ten minutes, and she goes, 'I think it's time for you to leave now.' So I say, 'January, you are an actress in a show and everybody's going to forget about you in a few years, so fucking be nice,' and I got up and left. And she thinks that's funny?"
The bitches in high school were bitches because I was pretty.