It's not just you Mine Fielders

[Dirk Funk]

I never said the knives were for BDM.

But I do recall when I was expecting, everyone else was an asshole....

I didn't know you had kids, Curious. How many?

 

[Gonad]

See, I'm fine, no need to call The Enquirer, I'm not the world's oldest pregnant woman.

Oh yes you are. You are now the world's oldest pregnant woman, and from your elderly loins a child will spring forth that looks like it grows backwards.

 

[Loktar]

I never want to read about the consistency of poo of anyone on here ever again.

Seconded.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I didn't know curious had babies either but it somehow makes me feel better.

 

[DarthSikle]

Rembrandt

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, his name will be Maximillian Q. Powerz, Esq.

 

[Dr Dave]

Sweet!

 

[jack]

What bullshit.

 

[jack]

ftr I have three kids 29,27 and 18. I delivered the first two.

So IF LG is really having her "first" well god bless her.

Hope it goes well, hope the baby is happy healthy and holy.

Many blessings to both of you.

if you need attention (which it appears you clearly do) I'm glad you're seeking it out among your friends.

 

[Tisiphone]

FTR, I have no kids that I know about, although I think I might be pregnant from the dry humping I got yesterday!!!

 

[jack]

That was too hot for words, and me at work. Christ now I'll have to go rub one off in the mens room.

 

[Tisiphone]

It was doggy style, too. He couldn't help it when I bent over to look for something.

 

[jack]

Wonder how he explained the dark spot?

 

[Tisiphone]

You mean to his gf? I haven't a clue...

HOMEWRECKER

 

[jack]

"It's just mayo from my grinder, really honey!"

 

[Tisiphone]

I'm kidding of course.

 

[Gonad]

Why? Does his girlfriend lurk here?

 

[Tisiphone]

No, that I got dry humped. Wet humping for me only.

 

[jack]

dry humping is hot. Especially if the girl is wearing a nice dress with lots of lingerie.

 

[Tisiphone]

Sorry, just jeans and a t-shirt.