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I've decided that I'm voting for Obama.

It doesn't account for the mechanized robot army the Syrians and the Chinese have been building as a joint effort in Somalia that, as of late 2007, be transported onto US soil within roughly 32 hours' notice.
 
eloisel said:
Worse case scenario -
the non-American Black Muslims decide that Obama is an apostate and must kill him immediately if he does not return to being a Muslim sooner than that.

Obama doesn't return to being a Muslim so now all the Muslims are committed to killing him. But, because he is PotUS, he is well protected, sort of.

Of course, now all the Black Muslim people in America are at odds with being Black Muslims because Obama is a Black President and they don't want to kill him because the rest of the Black Americans will be against them for killing their Black PotUS.

Then along comes some NORTHERN AGGRESSIONIST person in blackface pretending to be a Black Muslim and kills the Black PotUS. But, half the Black Americans aren't buying the blackface and go on a rampage against all the white people for killing their Black PotUS. The other half of the Black Americans believe it was a Black Muslim who killed Obama and they go on a rampage killing all Muslims in America - black or not - for killing their Black PotUS.

When it is all done, the only one standing even remotely associated with political leadership is Palin because she is hiding out in Alaska with Joe Sixpack and the Plumber wrapped in polar bear fur lined with seal skin. Black People are not going to Alaska for no damned reason, not even to avenge their Black PotUS.

All white persons that have somehow managed to survive the holocaust migrate to Alaska where they live under Palin's protection, subsisting on whale blubber and yellow snow.

The Mexicans continue to cross the border, now in unbelievable numbers, and take over the bottom half of what used to be the United States.

With what is left of the US living in Alaska, Russia bombs the hell out of Alaska finishing off the remnants of this nation.

The Mexicans send the Muslims head cheese and they live happily ever after.
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If McCain wins:

We invade Iran January 21st. Muslim extremists, Russia and China all decide they've had enough of our hypocritical foreign policy and now-pathetic attempts at imperialism under the guise of liberation from tyranny, and get involved, because now they really can take us. We are annihilated in a torrent of nuclear explosions inside a year.

At least with Obama, we'll have more time to party before we die.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
If McCain wins:

We invade Iran January 21st. Muslim extremists, Russia and China all decide they've had enough of our hypocritical foreign policy and now-pathetic attempts at imperialism under the guise of liberation from tyranny, and get involved, because now they really can take us. We are annihilated in a torrent of nuclear explosions inside a year.

At least with Obama, we'll have more time to party before we die.
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Yeah, but it will be a party with whale blubber and yellow snow. We'd better get a bunker and stock up on munchies now.
 
Well, yeah, that is a given. When the Muslims, Chinese and Russians start their annihilation of us, Israel will sneak up on all of them and kill them all dead before they know what is going on.

Of course, now the planet will be fit only for zombie mutants, and McCain, as their leader, will rule the world.
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
If McCain wins:

We invade Iran January 21st. Muslim extremists, Russia and China all decide they've had enough of our hypocritical foreign policy and now-pathetic attempts at imperialism under the guise of liberation from tyranny, and get involved, because now they really can take us. We are annihilated in a torrent of nuclear explosions inside a year.

At least with Obama, we'll have more time to party before we die.
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You're right. Fighting Pinkos AND Sand Niggers at the same time = Epic Fail.
 
So all this is happening during Obama's reelection campaign, right, since the world's supposed to end in 2012?
 
Well, so much for my theory about the McVeigh-types waiting:
ATF: Skinhead assassination plot targeting Barack Obama disrupted

AP - Monday, October 27th 2008, 3:50 PM

WASHINGTON - Federal agents have broken up a plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 102 black people in a Tennessee murder spree, the ATF said Monday.

In court records unsealed Monday, federal agents said they disrupted plans to rob a gun store and target a predominantly African-American high school by two neo-Nazi skinheads. Agents said the skinheads did not identify the school by name.

Jim Cavanaugh, special agent in charge of the Nashville field office for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, said the two men planned to shoot 88 black people and decapitate another 14. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.

The men also sought to go on a national killing spree, with Obama as its final target, Cavanaugh told The Associated Press.

"They said that would be their last, final act — that they would attempt to kill Sen. Obama," Cavanaugh said. "They didn't believe they would be able to do it, but that they would get killed trying."

An Obama spokeswoman traveling with the senator in Pennsylvania had no immediate comment.

The men, Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman 18, of West Helena, Ark., are being held without bond. Agents seized a rifle, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols from the men when they were arrested. Authorities alleged the two men were preparing to break into a gun shop to steal more.

Attorney Joe Byrd, who has been hired to represent Cowart, did not immediately return a call seeking comment Monday.

Cowart and Schlesselman are charged with possessing an unregistered firearm, conspiring to steal firearms from a federally licensed gun dealer, and threatening a candidate for president.
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Well, so much for my theory about the McVeigh-types waiting:
ATF: Skinhead assassination plot targeting Barack Obama disrupted

AP - Monday, October 27th 2008, 3:50 PM

WASHINGTON - Federal agents have broken up a plot to assassinate Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and shoot or decapitate 102 black people in a Tennessee murder spree, the ATF said Monday.

In court records unsealed Monday, federal agents said they disrupted plans to rob a gun store and target a predominantly African-American high school by two neo-Nazi skinheads. Agents said the skinheads did not identify the school by name.

Jim Cavanaugh, special agent in charge of the Nashville field office for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, said the two men planned to shoot 88 black people and decapitate another 14. The numbers 88 and 14 are symbolic in the white supremacist community.

The men also sought to go on a national killing spree, with Obama as its final target, Cavanaugh told The Associated Press.

"They said that would be their last, final act — that they would attempt to kill Sen. Obama," Cavanaugh said. "They didn't believe they would be able to do it, but that they would get killed trying."

An Obama spokeswoman traveling with the senator in Pennsylvania had no immediate comment.

The men, Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn., and Paul Schlesselman 18, of West Helena, Ark., are being held without bond. Agents seized a rifle, a sawed-off shotgun and three pistols from the men when they were arrested. Authorities alleged the two men were preparing to break into a gun shop to steal more.

Attorney Joe Byrd, who has been hired to represent Cowart, did not immediately return a call seeking comment Monday.

Cowart and Schlesselman are charged with possessing an unregistered firearm, conspiring to steal firearms from a federally licensed gun dealer, and threatening a candidate for president.
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This is funny, courtesy of Politico:

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