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JACK'S SLUG

Lord Raffles

Lord Raffles

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The plan is thus; to shave off Jack's moustache while he's asleep and replace it with a killer slug that will crawl up his nose and eat the parts of his brain that make him a slightly retarded american.
 
Lord Raffles said:
The plan is thus; to shave off Jack's moustache while he's asleep and replace it with a killer slug that will crawl up his nose and eat the parts of his brain that make him a slightly retarded american.
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Why? Is it finished with your brain already?
 
Jack's already sold his brain for crack money.

Either that or to pay off the parents of that little boy that escaped from his basement.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Jack's already sold his brain for crack money.

Either that or to pay off the parents of that little boy that escaped from his basement.
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Get a standard Collins; little boy & basement jokes are old hat. Learn to overcome the crass demand of being a total non-entity in my threads.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Get a standard Collins; little boy & basement jokes are old hat. Learn to overcome the crass demand of being a total non-entity in my threads.
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Old hat, new hat, asshat. Why should I be concerned at being anything in an asshat's thread?
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Old hat, new hat, asshat. Why should I be concerned at being anything in an asshat's thread?
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I would be more concerned with your style than anything else at the moment - have you ever read aloud what you actually type?

Do you want fries with that?
 
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