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JACK'S SLUG

Lord Raffles

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The plan is thus; to shave off Jack's moustache while he's asleep and replace it with a killer slug that will crawl up his nose and eat the parts of his brain that make him a slightly retarded american.
 
Lord Raffles said:
The plan is thus; to shave off Jack's moustache while he's asleep and replace it with a killer slug that will crawl up his nose and eat the parts of his brain that make him a slightly retarded american.

Why? Is it finished with your brain already?
 
Jack's already sold his brain for crack money.

Either that or to pay off the parents of that little boy that escaped from his basement.
 
JAck still have spicy man/boy sex? need teeth kik in.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Jack's already sold his brain for crack money.

Either that or to pay off the parents of that little boy that escaped from his basement.

Get a standard Collins; little boy & basement jokes are old hat. Learn to overcome the crass demand of being a total non-entity in my threads.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Get a standard Collins; little boy & basement jokes are old hat. Learn to overcome the crass demand of being a total non-entity in my threads.

Old hat, new hat, asshat. Why should I be concerned at being anything in an asshat's thread?
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Old hat, new hat, asshat. Why should I be concerned at being anything in an asshat's thread?

I would be more concerned with your style than anything else at the moment - have you ever read aloud what you actually type?

Do you want fries with that?
 
Are you sayin' I ain't got good diction?!
 
Racist frankenstein want Jalapeeno Raffles if TK hae them in vending machine.
 
Atlas_Collins said:
Are you sayin' I ain't got good diction?!

HEADMASTERS COMMENTS: 4/10 for effort. Could do better.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Could do better.
Doubtful, but that's just my opinion.
 
I'll try to put a bit of lilt in my prose just for you, Raffles.
 
when yuletress anser racist frankenstein questun in other thrid?
 
Atlas_Collins said:
I'll try to put a bit of lilt in my prose just for you, Raffles.

Do you consider yoruself a genius? Would you say you were born with a few more genes than the rest of us?
 
racist frankenatein think Yuletrss huge meow-meow face.
 
Lord Raffles said:
Do you consider yoruself a genius? Would you say you were born with a few more genes than the rest of us?

No. But I do have large testicles.
 
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