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Jägermeister

Never tried it

(Jagermeister OR cocaine)
 
Only 12 quid at asda, glad I didnt get it from tesco.

Had first shot.

Nice.
 
Join us.
 
Can't imagine anything I'd want less than licorice flavored alcohol. bleagh.
 
I don't do coke anymore, since it's not a fair trade drug.
 
Donovan said:
Can't imagine anything I'd want less than licorice flavored alcohol. bleagh.
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Wait...what? jagermeister is licorice flavored? I love jagermeister, but hate licorice. wtf?
 
Jägermeister’s ingredients include 56 herbs, fruits, roots, and spices including citrus peel, liquorice, anise, poppy seeds, saffron, ginger, juniper berries, and ginseng.[5] These ingredients are ground, then steeped in water and alcohol for 2–3 days. Afterwards, this mixture is filtered and stored in oak barrels for about a year. When a year has passed, the liqueur is filtered again, then mixed with sugar, caramel, alcohol, and water. It is filtered one last time and then bottled.

The producer recommends that Jägermeister be kept on ice and served cold, and suggests that it be kept in a freezer at −18 °C (−0 °F) or on tap between −11 °C (12 °F) and −15 °C (5 °F)
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Most people say it tastes of licorice. I say licorice-flavored motor oil. Maybe it depends on the temperature...
 
I consider myself kind of an expert on Jagger. I've been consistently "doing it" for several years.

The best way to drink it is ICE cold. Warm will turn repulsive quickly, but really cold it goes down scary easy (I usually order it where they have the Jagger dispensing machines, which makes it perfect). Don't have it chilled, as the ice changes its consistency and taste.

I like it straight, but most drink it with Red Bull or similar (Jagger bombs). About 8 years ago I used to own a bar/nighclub and had 2 cops that used to do off duty security at my special events come over and we sat down for about 8 hours drinking Jagger bombs.

We had 33 each.

They ended at the hospital with alcohol poisoning. I guess my build up resistance or just the fact I'm a bigger guy than them didn't ended up at the hospital, but could not sleep for a day and a half. My doctor told me about a week or so later we could have done some irreparable damage to our bodies due to the crazy levels of sugar in our systems. Believe it or not, we were not that fucked up considering the facts.

Real warning: This shit will give you blackouts. Even today, if I drink more than 10 or so I go to a place I don't like going, like no other drink. I will either get really aggressive or I would try to fuck anything in my path. The bad part is the next day, when I figure out the shit I've done the night before. I'm not allowed in quite a few places because of my "affair" with Jagger.
 
On a couple of Jägermeister shots, the original video to ice ice baby, is the funniest thing on earth.
 
"Blind stinking drunk" has never held the slightest appeal for me. Did it once, by accident, and from what I was told later had a fantastic night that I remember none of. Still pissed about that. At any rate, if I were to get blinding drunk, I sure as hell wouldn't choose something that tastes like melted shit unless you do it exactly right.

Just too much work...
 
Donovan said:
"Blind stinking drunk" has never held the slightest appeal for me. Did it once, by accident, and from what I was told later had a fantastic night that I remember none of. Still pissed about that. At any rate, if I were to get blinding drunk, I sure as hell wouldn't choose something that tastes like melted shit unless you do it exactly right.

Just too much work...
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but that way you dont have to look at or smell your self.

maybe you should start?

:D
 
No hangover BTW.
 
Seph said:
but that way you dont have to look at or smell your self.

maybe you should start?

:D
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I don't have to look at myself anyway, fuck do I care what my hairstyle is? No, the world is here for my amusement, not the other way around. And the way things are going these days, I don't wanna miss anything.
 
That's the opposite of what's supposed to happen, since drinking suppresses REM sleep.

Maybe I'm missing out on some magical Irish drinking juju courtesy of my continental ancestors.
 
there may be some licorice in Jägermeister but that is not its predominant flavour! Think of Ouzo, Pernod, Sambuka - those are licorice - tasting liquers!
 
When I drink wine, I drink from this place (usually). BTW, they have the best tasting room and the friendliest "winery dogs" hanging out waiting to be petted that I've ever encountered. Wine tasting is a very "civilized" way to spend an afternoon. :D

When I drink "hard" liquor, I drink this...or my horded last bottle of "Alberta Springs" whiskey, which I can't get in the US.

Note: I don't do "blind stinking drunk" either...not since I was in the service, at least.
 
Loktar said:
I never get hangovers. Just a long sleep with extra weird dreams.
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I don't know if this counts as weird, but I dreamed I was playing black ops at a games tournament, and after I won, two germans started accusing me of cheating, then followed me out into the car park with the clear intent to rob and beat me.
 
Was it any of the crazy German chicks from this board?

Maybe you should have let them abduct and abuse you?
 
'Twas me (whisky was seeing double) but
a) I didn't said he was cheating, but that my heart was beating
b) my intent wasn't to rob and beat him, but to wub and feed him! (Maternal instinct in the face of a drunk, usually passes as quickly as it comes, fortunately.)

Damn you, Jägermeister, for numbing my tongue and impairing my speech!!
 
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