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Joss Whendon is responsible for the Disney juggernaut....

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He wrote the screenplay for a little Pixar film called Toy Story. In 1995, Disney was a little fleabitten studio churning out crap like Pocohontas and Operation Dumbo Drop. Along comes Pixar and Toy Story and Bam! Disney's climbing from strength to strength on the back of Pixar's string of hits.

This means Joss is to blame for High School Musical....
 
HERETIC. CHASE THE HERETIC WITH STICKS!
 
OH NOES!! NOT STICKS!!!
 
Well yeah, he was one of four writers who worked on the screenplay, but that was after all Pixar bigwigs had sat down one day and planned out Toy Story, A Bugs Life, Monsters Inc., Finding Nemo, Cars and Wall-E.
 
His imprint is clearly visible throughout the film. HIS GENIUS WAS USED FOR EVIL! I bet he is a Disney sleeper agent and just when everybody least expects it...WHAMMO! Joss writes and directs a diabolical teen drama that swallows the soul and eats the remaining fleshy husk for dessert, spawning a slew of Disney governed sucktastic pop stars and merchandising.....
 
Besides the Disney-Pixar films are really more Pixar than Disney, considering Pixar pretty much only makes really great films, and Disney is starting thier own 3D department.

And really technically Pixar is George Lucas' fault, but as I said, Pixar rocks.
 
Ugh. Joss Whedon. Another Image anatomy distorter.
 
^ZOMG AN INFIDEL IN OUR MIDST!

MIDSTS?

shit, now I have to go check, and I havent even had breakfast yet...! :rwmad:
 
MIDST. :)
 
Yeah, expand, you elf.

He's also responsible for Speed, I think? POP QUIZ, HOT SHOT!
 
Speed THE DRUG?!?!?!?!?!
 
Yes, it was popularised after the movie of the same name. Kids thought it was "cool" because "Keanu does it lol Dennis Hopper's career really went downhill, didn't it?"
 
Hopper's career was uphill?
 
Joss Whedon was responsible for the Trachtenberg jugs-are-hot.
 
Don't lecture me about Image artists. They're all from the Rob Liefeld school of "cannot exist in Real Life" art. Dumb fucking speculator asshats. Those comics aren't worth even reading.

They should try (at least try) to get the anatomy right. Women don't look like that, no matter how many artists try to tell you they do.
 
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jack, are we talking about the same guy?
 
Men too. Jesus.

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