Kid's Fund Raiser

[Laker_Girl]

I'm selling overpriced cheesecake and wrapping paper for my step-son's PTA fund raiser.

Want some?!

'Cmon...He's super cuuuuuuute. He's been getting stamps everydaaaaaaaay. He's being really goooooooooooood.

YOU OWE IT TO BDM AND ME! We have provided you with countless hours of entertainment!! ORDER SOME CRAP NOW!!

Love you guys!

 

[Cassie]

lol! I remember trying to sell overpriced crap for band (YES I WAS A BAND NERD )

 

[Laker_Girl]

Awww, I was a band nerd too but we wised up year two and started selling candy in between classes. We fattened our classmates up and always made a pretty penny doing it!

 

[Dr Dave]

I'll pass.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Kid-hater.

 

[Dr Dave]

Its not hate, so much as a mild dislike.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I hate every kid but my own. True story.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm sure your kid will be pleased to hear that.

 

[Laker_Girl]

I hate every kid but my own. True story.

You do not. You fuckin' love my niece and nephews you douche bag!

 

[Laker_Girl]

Buy some shit people...I'm serious!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You do not. You fuckin' love my niece and nephews you douche bag!

Since I'll be raising 2 of them someday, I do love them. The other ones I love but that's because I love you, and they're good kids. If they were bad, I wouldn't love them!

I'm so awful.

 

[Dr Dave]

Buy some shit people...I'm serious!

Can't you get the girls at the office to help you out?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

No, the gals in the steno pool get their eyes blackened if they spend any money without hubby's permission.

 

[Dr Dave]

Thats a problem for LG how?

 

[Laker_Girl]

The "gals" have turned into my step-son and me and every other day my mom and dad. We're already buying stuff so as I said before...BUY SOME SHIT! I'm really good about shipping shit, just ask Joker.