LARGE BOOBIES ARE HERE AGAIN!!

[The Question]

No more fatties. Big boobs, fine. Unnaturally big fuckin' cartoon-boobs... ugh. Well... whatever's clever. But god dammit, I insist you lay off the Eskimo-bait.

 

[Tyrant]

Is she pregnant?

 

[Enkephalen]

^^No, she doesn't look at all pregnant. She is "soft" in the belly - no muscle tone. Think Pilsbury Doughboy soft. Some men like that, others like thin, hard stringy, and others prefer somewhere in the middle. If she were pregnant, the look of her belly, even at the earliest stages of pregnancy, would look much different; more round and firm. She's more zaftig, more like Marilyn Monroe. This body type was much preferred in the 1950s. In the 1960s the waif-like Twiggy became the nightmare we live with now. The anorexic/starved looking models seems to be what is the preferred look now.

 

[Grammour Boy]

^^No, she doesn't look at all pregnant. She is "soft" in the belly - no muscle tone. Think Pilsbury Doughboy soft. Some men like that, others like thin, hard stringy, and others prefer somewhere in the middle. If she were pregnant, the look of her belly, even at the earliest stages of pregnancy, would look much different; more round and firm. She's more zaftig, more like Marilyn Monroe. This body type was much preferred in the 1950s. In the 1960s the waif-like Twiggy became the nightmare we live with now. The anorexic/starved looking models seems to be what is the preferred look now.

Zaftig. Nice touch!

 

[Tyrant]

I meant I can't tell which lump belongs where.

 

[Enkephalen]

^^Can't tell which lump is which? Not been with many women?

 

[Tyrant]

I meant that those saggy, disgusting waterballons are so far down that it's hard to tell if she is not with child. Or was it too difficult for you to assume that is what I was trying to get at?

 

[Enkephalen]

Apparently, it was too difficult for you to discern breast(s) from a baby. Lessons to be learned: (1) pay attention in sex education classes, and (2) if, and when, you do have sex, leave the lights on.

 

[Tyrant]

Zzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Enkephalen]

Zzzzzzzzzzz

This is precisely the problem you had in sex education classes!

 

[Tyrant]

NOW YOU'VE GONE AND MADE ME MAD, YOU FUCKING FUCKKS.

 

[Tyrant]

OMG SEXY

 

[Tyrant]

BIG TITS LOL, WOULD YOU FUCK THEM?

 

[Tyrant]

OH BABY!

 

[Tyrant]

DOES THIS MAKE YOU AS HORNY AS ME?

 

[Tyrant]

SEXY, NO?

Spoiler

 

[Tyrant]

LOL PWNED!

 

[Tyrant]

DINO SEX - QUESTION - CAN YOU SPOT THE BREASTS?

Spoiler

 

[Enkephalen]

Are we going to have another one of our weekend tiffs?

 

[The Question]

And if that doesn't kill this thread dead, nothing -- fucking NOTHING -- will.