Let's have a moment here to talk about our greatest trolling adventures.

[Mirah]

"Troll Kingdom!" The Movie!
or After School Special?

 

[USUC]

Not to blow my own horn here but I once agitated an op type person on IRC so hard that he died of a coronary, which subsequently got me banned from the entire network.

Next?

I don’t think I can beat that opening. Not even close. The best I can do is know I caused some people to rage quit and got banned a few times.

 

[USUC]

I guess I real life troll but just consider it business. I will tell someone (or a business) that I’m fully capable of wrecking them in ways they can’t even fathom (but I don’t go there without reason and I don’t make empty threats). If someone pisses me off IRL, I always know my legal standing, capabilities and resources. And I’m 100% sure that I’ll win.
It’s worked for me so far.

 

[Parallaxis]

I don't know. I think my best was probably my first. Back in the ezboard days, mod forums were only protected by a password. If you had the password then you got in. So I just made an email that looked like a mod that hadn't logged in for awhile and emailed the TerranBBS staff to ask what the new password was. Someone finally sent it to me and TK had access to TerranBBS's mod forum for awhile after that.

 

[Mirah]

Volpone is working on his latest troll now.