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Let's have a moment here to talk about our greatest trolling adventures.
- Thread starter Colonel Kira's Left Tit
- Start date
USUC
Trollzilla
I don’t think I can beat that opening. Not even close. The best I can do is know I caused some people to rage quit and got banned a few times.
USUC
Trollzilla
I guess I real life troll but just consider it business. I will tell someone (or a business) that I’m fully capable of wrecking them in ways they can’t even fathom (but I don’t go there without reason and I don’t make empty threats). If someone pisses me off IRL, I always know my legal standing, capabilities and resources. And I’m 100% sure that I’ll win.
It’s worked for me so far.
It’s worked for me so far.
Parallaxis
Where's the Ezboard?
I don't know. I think my best was probably my first. Back in the ezboard days, mod forums were only protected by a password. If you had the password then you got in. So I just made an email that looked like a mod that hadn't logged in for awhile and emailed the TerranBBS staff to ask what the new password was. Someone finally sent it to me and TK had access to TerranBBS's mod forum for awhile after that.
Denny Crane
Ignoramus
Which is?
Colonel Kira's Left Tit
Bearded Belly of Bajor
Oh I don't know if this counts, but I was dating this girl who was going to be on one of the local news stations dressed up as the Easter Bunny, because it was Easter, and we got all stoned and had a few shots before she wandered over there in a bunny costume and I talked her into goosing the weatherman and rubbing his belly live on camera. The look on his face as she was fondling him was priceless, but he kinda kept his composure, aside from jumping about two feet off the stage when she tried to shove a furry finger up his ass.
Starship Coyote
Coyote Rising
Ya know who was easy to troll?
MissManners.
I know. I was shocked too. But I got seriously under her skin on at least two occasions. One was when I spread the word that I had a contract out on Cait and I wanted to see her bleed out in a gutter. Jenna, for some reason that was probably Sapphic in nature, came screaming out into the forums wanting to know who wanted Cait dead.
The second, and best time, was when I bullied her into letting me have a subforum devoted to White Supremacy. IIRC, it was called The Learned Elders of Honky, though she kept calling it TKKK. It happened, but she kept fucking with it, hiding it, and so forth. I once sent her something like 50+ PMs in one afternoon asking her what her fucking problem was and why she was keeping the White Man down. If she had any brain cells, she would have known it was a troll because one of the subforum members was DarthSikle... who is black. But I think she was so scared of FBI attention... again... that she ultimately canned it. I mean, the POTUS at that time was a jig, so... not totally unfounded. I had a lot of fun with that one.
MissManners.
I know. I was shocked too. But I got seriously under her skin on at least two occasions. One was when I spread the word that I had a contract out on Cait and I wanted to see her bleed out in a gutter. Jenna, for some reason that was probably Sapphic in nature, came screaming out into the forums wanting to know who wanted Cait dead.
The second, and best time, was when I bullied her into letting me have a subforum devoted to White Supremacy. IIRC, it was called The Learned Elders of Honky, though she kept calling it TKKK. It happened, but she kept fucking with it, hiding it, and so forth. I once sent her something like 50+ PMs in one afternoon asking her what her fucking problem was and why she was keeping the White Man down. If she had any brain cells, she would have known it was a troll because one of the subforum members was DarthSikle... who is black. But I think she was so scared of FBI attention... again... that she ultimately canned it. I mean, the POTUS at that time was a jig, so... not totally unfounded. I had a lot of fun with that one.
USUC
Trollzilla
I think he might be dead so I hesitate to speak of it but gawt damn, I could twist Gear up every which way. Just by calling him gay in one way or another. He’d ban me (where he could) and then unban me and then ban me again.
If he’s no longer around I hope he’s resting in peace. I didn’t expect him to be so sensitive about it but once I realized he was…it became irresistible to me to push that button with him. But generally, I had nothing against him (I don’t take online stuff very seriously) but I’m pretty sure he hated me, lol.
If he’s no longer around I hope he’s resting in peace. I didn’t expect him to be so sensitive about it but once I realized he was…it became irresistible to me to push that button with him. But generally, I had nothing against him (I don’t take online stuff very seriously) but I’m pretty sure he hated me, lol.
jack
The Legendary Troll King
He dead. And he at one point or another hated everyone.
One of my best trolls was Troll Kingdom Radio.
