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Let's talk about [you] for a moment, shall we?

jack said:
pssst nacchi, log out, and then look at the threadtitle, and thread again :)


I know this has the [ you ] for the title... yet, I can't resist the chance to play with my new friend Kerb Crawler...
 
[you] once accosted a drunken sailor and beat him with his peg leg for a mere pittance.

Also, [you] can't be bothored to make the bed. It would seem [you]'s philosophy is that 'it's just going to get messed up again, why bother?'

Personally, I like [you]. We've had our problems over the years, especially after that whole 'heavy bond paper' debacle. A night in jail cooled our tempers, though, and [you] and I remain as tight as always.

Of course, all the hardcore 'round-the-clock wall-to-wall fucking didn't hurt, either.
 
Kerb Crawler said:
Nacchisrevenge once accosted a drunken sailor and beat him with his peg leg for a mere pittance.

Also, Nacchisrevenge can't be bothored to make the bed. It would seem Nacchisrevenge's philosophy is that 'it's just going to get messed up again, why bother?'

Personally, I like Nacchisrevenge. We've had our problems over the years, especially after that whole 'heavy bond paper' debacle. A night in jail cooled our tempers, though, and Nacchisrevenge and I remain as tight as always.

Of course, all the hardcore 'round-the-clock wall-to-wall fucking didn't hurt, either.

True poetry Kerb...
 
[you] deals in bilgerats and tooth fairy scat and continually boggles the mind with all that useless Arbor Day trivia.

However, I was at ye merry olde sex shoppe the other night and was delighted to see they are now packaging sex toys designed after and molded to the intimate specifications of [you]'s naughty bits.

I blushed a bit, but purchased it anyway, remembering to avoid eye contact with [you] who just happened to be there, taking inventory.
 
Oh, my, yes! The discovery of this little tagtoy has provided hours of untold enjoyment for the boys, girls and Super Monkeys of all ages at TK.

It was important for [you] to track it's success, though, before I could fully appreciate it's impact upon the socio-anthro-political climate here.

[you] is multi-purpose, ambidextrous and keeps on going and going and going and going. Like a psychosexual bunnyrat on 'E' but without the unexplained footprint on the back of the neck.
 
I know it's a trick, I know it's only a tag, but...


God help me...


I'VE DONE ALL THESE THINGS!!!!

ALL OF THEM!
SOB>>>

I'm so ashamed...it's like Donovan read into my soul.
I need an intervention...
 
An entire thread devoted to little ol' me? Damn but you people are drastically in need of lives. Nonetheless I am touched although I would feel much better if you did not pay me so much heed. It is rather disgusting. Weird and discomfitting if you must.
 
Kerb Crawler, I hope you enjoy the sex toy made of my genitalia as a pleasant reminder of the fun times we shared. I'm sorry it doesn't happen any more, but Arbor Day trivia research is a demanding field. I trust your ass will continue receiving the kind of service that it rosily demands. Cheers!
 
^And there you have it, ladies and gents... My first successful troll.

And I wasn't even trying!

I'd like to thank mm, for her diplomatic savvy; Cait, for all the hot sweaty dreams yet to be dreamt; Jack for that wondrous dinner in Santa Fe; Menty, for showing me that SPAM can be FUN; c2, for all the correspondence, pick-me-ups, and pix; Hambil, for the ["you"] tag; and davdirks, for his honest and inquisitive PMs. (You really should come around a bit more, davdirks.)

But, mostly, I'd just like to thank [you] for being [you].

Take a bow, everyone!

applause-148.3.jpg
 
Kerb Crawler said:
^And there you have it, ladies and gents... My first successful troll.

And I wasn't even trying!

I'd like to thank mm, for her diplomatic savvy; Cait, for all the hot sweaty dreams yet to be dreamt; Jack for that wondrous dinner in Santa Fe; Menty, for showing me that SPAM can be FUN; c2, for all the correspondence, pick-me-ups, and pix; Hambil, for the ["you"] tag; and davdirks, for his honest and inquisitive PMs. (You really should come around a bit more, davdirks.)

But, mostly, I'd just like to thank SaintLucifer for being SaintLucifer.

Take a bow, everyone!

applause-148.3.jpg

Let me guess. The one in the middle is ya daddy?? ^
 
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