Nacchisrevenge
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jack said:pssst nacchi, log out, and then look at the threadtitle, and thread again
I know this has the [ you ] for the title... yet, I can't resist the chance to play with my new friend Kerb Crawler...
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Let's talk about [you] for a moment, shall we?
- Thread starter Kerb Crawler
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I know this has the [ you ] for the title... yet, I can't resist the chance to play with my new friend Kerb Crawler...
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
[you] once accosted a drunken sailor and beat him with his peg leg for a mere pittance.
Also, [you] can't be bothored to make the bed. It would seem [you]'s philosophy is that 'it's just going to get messed up again, why bother?'
Personally, I like [you]. We've had our problems over the years, especially after that whole 'heavy bond paper' debacle. A night in jail cooled our tempers, though, and [you] and I remain as tight as always.
Of course, all the hardcore 'round-the-clock wall-to-wall fucking didn't hurt, either.
Also, [you] can't be bothored to make the bed. It would seem [you]'s philosophy is that 'it's just going to get messed up again, why bother?'
Personally, I like [you]. We've had our problems over the years, especially after that whole 'heavy bond paper' debacle. A night in jail cooled our tempers, though, and [you] and I remain as tight as always.
Of course, all the hardcore 'round-the-clock wall-to-wall fucking didn't hurt, either.
Nacchisrevenge
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Kerb Crawler said:
True poetry Kerb...
Lord Raffles
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Lord Raffles
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Sarek said:And that would be one of the most intelligent posts LardRuffles has made at TK to date.
Keep up the good work Ruffy!
[you] as always tries to impress.
Kerb Crawler
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I can't believe [you] inserted that whole fucking bottle. THAT was insanity.
Kerb Crawler
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[you] deals in bilgerats and tooth fairy scat and continually boggles the mind with all that useless Arbor Day trivia.
However, I was at ye merry olde sex shoppe the other night and was delighted to see they are now packaging sex toys designed after and molded to the intimate specifications of [you]'s naughty bits.
I blushed a bit, but purchased it anyway, remembering to avoid eye contact with [you] who just happened to be there, taking inventory.
However, I was at ye merry olde sex shoppe the other night and was delighted to see they are now packaging sex toys designed after and molded to the intimate specifications of [you]'s naughty bits.
I blushed a bit, but purchased it anyway, remembering to avoid eye contact with [you] who just happened to be there, taking inventory.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Messenger said:
Messenger needs to understand the [ you ] tag was old WEEKS AGO.
Fucktard.
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
Oh, my, yes! The discovery of this little tagtoy has provided hours of untold enjoyment for the boys, girls and Super Monkeys of all ages at TK.
It was important for [you] to track it's success, though, before I could fully appreciate it's impact upon the socio-anthro-political climate here.
[you] is multi-purpose, ambidextrous and keeps on going and going and going and going. Like a psychosexual bunnyrat on 'E' but without the unexplained footprint on the back of the neck.
It was important for [you] to track it's success, though, before I could fully appreciate it's impact upon the socio-anthro-political climate here.
[you] is multi-purpose, ambidextrous and keeps on going and going and going and going. Like a psychosexual bunnyrat on 'E' but without the unexplained footprint on the back of the neck.
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
An entire thread devoted to little ol' me? Damn but you people are drastically in need of lives. Nonetheless I am touched although I would feel much better if you did not pay me so much heed. It is rather disgusting. Weird and discomfitting if you must.
davdirks
Lady Elena's new toy
Kerb Crawler, I hope you enjoy the sex toy made of my genitalia as a pleasant reminder of the fun times we shared. I'm sorry it doesn't happen any more, but Arbor Day trivia research is a demanding field. I trust your ass will continue receiving the kind of service that it rosily demands. Cheers!
Kerb Crawler
Closed Fist of the Badlands
^And there you have it, ladies and gents... My first successful troll.
And I wasn't even trying!
I'd like to thank mm, for her diplomatic savvy; Cait, for all the hot sweaty dreams yet to be dreamt; Jack for that wondrous dinner in Santa Fe; Menty, for showing me that SPAM can be FUN; c2, for all the correspondence, pick-me-ups, and pix; Hambil, for the ["you"] tag; and davdirks, for his honest and inquisitive PMs. (You really should come around a bit more, davdirks.)
But, mostly, I'd just like to thank [you] for being [you].
Take a bow, everyone!
And I wasn't even trying!
I'd like to thank mm, for her diplomatic savvy; Cait, for all the hot sweaty dreams yet to be dreamt; Jack for that wondrous dinner in Santa Fe; Menty, for showing me that SPAM can be FUN; c2, for all the correspondence, pick-me-ups, and pix; Hambil, for the ["you"] tag; and davdirks, for his honest and inquisitive PMs. (You really should come around a bit more, davdirks.)
But, mostly, I'd just like to thank [you] for being [you].
Take a bow, everyone!
SaintLucifer
beer, I want beer
Kerb Crawler said:^And there you have it, ladies and gents... My first successful troll.
And I wasn't even trying!
I'd like to thank mm, for her diplomatic savvy; Cait, for all the hot sweaty dreams yet to be dreamt; Jack for that wondrous dinner in Santa Fe; Menty, for showing me that SPAM can be FUN; c2, for all the correspondence, pick-me-ups, and pix; Hambil, for the ["you"] tag; and davdirks, for his honest and inquisitive PMs. (You really should come around a bit more, davdirks.)
But, mostly, I'd just like to thank SaintLucifer for being SaintLucifer.
Take a bow, everyone!
Let me guess. The one in the middle is ya daddy?? ^