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LG is finally having her baby

Funny they used that term: we had a nurse who, when we were struggling with my boy, kept arrogantly demanding we do things a certain way, and was very rude about it. When we finally gave up and abandoned her useless way, we figured out a way to get him to stay on the boob (our main problem was the "switch" in mid feeding.) we were so proud of having figured it out we shared it with her, and she started yelling at us "That's not the right way. You need to do it my way!" so I started calling her "tit-nazi" behind her back and cracking my wife up, which wasn't so good for her stitches.

Addendum: our last day at the hospital, I enfuriated tit-nazi by saying her nickname where she could overhear. We'd had the baby in our room for a week, bonding with him; the poor young single mom next door had a colicky screaming child while ours was a sleepy angel. So tit-nazi came in the last day and got all businesslike, checking and rechecking our wristbands and the baby's etc. It struck me funny that this should happen on the LAST day after we'd had a week to bond, so I cracked wise about how funny it would be if it turned out we were supposed to have the screamer next door all this time.

You'd have thought I told a bomb joke at the airport. The temp dropped like 20 degrees and I swear I saw fangs grow right out of tit-nazi's head. She said some very severe, curt reply and stormed out of the room (probably to go check the screamer's ID badge) andf I said "Tit nazi is not amused RIGHT as she came back in for her charts.

So, she was even less amused at that point lol....
 
The Nazis looked at me like I wanted to feed my son shards of glass mixed with gasoline when I asked to supplement with formula, that was the problem. I've since done my research and spoken with my OB and TWO pediatricians and turns out formula isn't going to make my son retarded or dead. It's perfectly fine and I did my own family research and not only was my genius niece bottle fed but so was my cousin's son that got a perfect score on his SAT's. Baby got the cholostrom and I feed him the breastmilk I pump, he's great and will always be great and the breastfeeding Nazis of the world can go suck a fat tit. I'm so fucking pissed about the whole situation...Can you tell?

Dono, funny thing is, I was perfectly fine after my C-Section, I had an epidural so I wasn't out of it, just numb from the rib cage down, I could have breastfed my son right then and there. In fact, his blood sugar was a little low so they tube fed him formula in the nursery before I ever saw him. Feeding him on the operating table may have been the solution but regardless, I didn't have control of that so a little help on the tail end of things would have been appreciated...Fucking bitch nurses.

Oh and I have "friends" that are breastfeeding Nazis, I stopped taking their calls and BDM even told one of them off. We're not friends anymore, LOL!
 
Millions of people had formula as babies and turned out just fine. In fact an entire generation was led to believe that formula was better than breast milk and people are just recently going back to breastfeeding. I say as long as your baby gets enough nourishment and all the love you can shower on him, he will be great.
 
L_G, not only with this topic, but a gazillion others as Grey gets older, you will receive gazillions of opinions, most of them in disagreement.

Just do what feels right for you, and your family. Bottom line.
 
Dude that was like three seasons ago. BigDickMcgee flew out to California to fight the Daleks and saved the Winchester mansion, but he and his Asian companion were both destroyed. He got regenerated and now BDM is being played by George Clooney and has relocated to LA, where he promptly impregnated his new Companion Laker Girl and she just gave birth to a new Timelord Baby Grey, who at some distant future will become the evil that destroys BDM forever unless he can change the timestream. Also Lex Luthor is back.

Man, where you been? Watching Glee? Fucking keep up with the plot developments...
 
I liked the episode where House rode his motorbike out of the studio and BDM saw him riding his bike out of the studio.
 
Dono...My son is not evil...yet...He's two maybe three years from evil. Fortunately he's cute enough that no one will believe he's evil. I have a doe eyed nephew like that, it runs in the family.

Oh and BDM's EX wife is Japanese and a total bitch and horrible mother to his oldest son. 'Tis why he's mine now. L_G = Good wife and mommy to Scott and Grey = I WIN!
 
Eggs Mayonnaise said:
Are you going to watch Big Brother this summer? The cast has been announced...
Click to expand...

I was interested somewhat until tonight, when they played the big twist commercial that announces one of the housemates is a plant to cause chaos. I hate gimmicky, rigged "reality" shows.
 
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