Lie in this thread!

[Blindgroping]

I get laid everyday!

 

[Mandi]

I don't get laid every day.

 

[Friday]

The weather is not gloriously beautiful today.

 

[Mandi]

I'm not in love

 

[Blindgroping]

I have Tinkerbell squashed between my toes.

 

[Mandi]

I just shot your mom in the head and ate her brains.

 

[Friday]

I'm not wearing a tye-dyed t-shirt.

 

[Mandi]

I eat baby fetuses for breakfast.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Every day, in every way, I am becoming a better and better lesbian.

 

[Mandi]

I'm not hanging out with two gay guys right now.

 

[Blindgroping]

Bolweevles are eating my Brain!!

 

[Mandi]

I have a brain

 

[The Question]

Cher is pretty. Madonna is talented at things other than being a whore. Zionism isn't racist. We're in Iraq for the oil, which is why our gas prices have been going down for the past few years. Liver tastes great. I don't need to shave this morning. I really don't need to do laundry, either. That habanero cheddar I had with dinner last night isn't making me uncomfortable now. I'm not bored at all.

 

[Tyrant]

Meh.

 

[Mandi]

I want to stab Daniel in the eye with a spork, smother it in bbq sauce and eat it.

 

[Blindgroping]

I want to stab Daniel in the eye with a spork, smother it in bbq sauce and eat it.

Which one of those three ia a lie?

They all are.

 

[Enkephalen]

I mean no harm.

 

[Enkephalen]

I didn't mean it.

 

[Enkephalen]

I am lying.

 

[Enkephalen]

No, I am not lying.