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[The Question]

He's back, and he's got a new trick. Magical Trevor is ten times as slick as the last time -- the last time you saw him. Now you can see why we really adore him. You might think his new trick is sick -- sawing a pigeon in half with a stick. Look at the pigeon, now it's in two. Oh, my, its rear end is having a poo! Look at the mess on Aisle Two. Aisle Two -- that's the place where we saw the Ragu! There's so much Ragu!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I have feet.

 

[Enkephalen]

I really find geeks and nerds hawt!

 

[John Clark]

I am not going to kick Mike Wong IN NEH NUTZ!!! issed:

 

[jack]

Lucy has an immense schlong.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I read Jack's post.

 

[Enkephalen]

I never lie.

 

[Enkephalen]

I just lied.

 

[jack]

I hate Wacky.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I hate string quartets. Don't you? They fucking suck bawls. Big hairy, nappynappy bawls. Bawls of goats.

 

[Henoch]

i was a gay teenage werewolf! :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd rather have sex with a girl than a hot guy.

 

[Mandi]

I love changing diapers!

 

[Henoch]

My penis is too big so i often mutilate it with a razor blade in an attempt at resizing it. It works but i have a lot of penile scabs as a result. Also, i'm having incestual relations with my rich billionaire father. And in addition...my real name is Henoch.

 

[Blindgroping]

I'm a billionaire.

 

[The Question]

I'm a night-gaunt. O_O *tickletickletickle*

 

[Henoch]

The Question is a real life serial killer & he raped & killed my alter ego jtkirk!

 

[Tyrant]

I am Nodens, lord of the abyss.

 

[The Question]

^^That's true. I made an origami switchblade and paper-cut him like a secretarial prison beeyotch.

 

[Tyrant]

TQ does not look like the lead singer from Rammstein in his current avatar.