Lie in this thread!

[Ishcabittle]

I prefer Sunny D over orange juice.

 

[Ishcabittle]

AFAIK, there are twelve pounds of hashish in my buttocks.

 

[whisky]

there is always enough toilet paper in public lavatories, and they are spotlessly clean with good locks on teh doors

 

[Ishcabittle]

Each time you watch the Simpsons, you like them a little less.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Axl Rose has a heathly voice box.

 

[whisky]

bus drivers are the best on the road

 

[Ishcabittle]

Cooking for yourself is totally worth the effort.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I'm not licking frogs.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I've never masturbated over The Rock.

 

[whisky]

women genuinly beleive size doesnt matter

 

[Ishcabittle]

This is blue.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I have a penis that is either normal or large, depending on your standards.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

I did not unintentionally rip off whisky in my last post.

 

[Ishcabittle]

Spam is good camping food, it cooks up quite nicely.

 

[Ishcabittle]

This is my 200th post.

 

[Ishcabittle]

My last post was really my 200th.

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Ishcabittle is not high.

 

[Ishcabittle]

I once told my mother I though she was hawt!

 

[Mentalist]

I suck.

 

[whisky]

I find it easy to distinguish online people with long and elaborate user names