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I didn't have cybersex with johnford.
 
I didn't have cybersex with johnford either!
 
The Skan is a great guy once you get to know him.
 
I don't like TQ.
 
I cybered with every member here.
 
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, MY BROTHERS, SISTERS, UNCLES AND HOT FEMALE COUSINS WHO I WOULD NEVER SLEEP WITH BUT OFTEN FANTASIZE ABOUT, I once saw the most... delicious-looking pizza that anyone has ever laid eyes on. It was back when my daddy was just a gleam in his metal shop teacher's eye waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back in the Year Of Our Lord, Two Thousand And Twenty Nine. That was the year that we took it all back from those metal motherfuckers, the Year... Skynet was smashed and we'd won. Killing Connor then would've made no difference! How should I know, I didn't BUILD the fucking thing! But I digress. It was in that year that the Pizza To End All Salad Bars was baked, right here... at Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast! Where I stole the margarine! (And wheedled on the Bingo cards, in lieu of the latrine. ;) ) Now you need to remember all of that when I tell you... that I believe the Holocaust really happened just the way they say it did. In fact, I believe it happened in ALL the different ways they say it did! But that medicine was stolen off the very train you was ridin' in, which is why you won't be seein' a parade in town today...
 
I hate TQ. He's a bastard and I hope he dies!
 
TQ is hotter than Adam Baldwin.......so is BG
 
I have herpes.
 
Mandi, I'd fuck your sister!
 
Mandi is so funny.
 
I've always admired how articulate Wordin is.
 
I hate Gagh.
 
i'm gagh.
 
Jehovah's Witnesses wear the best Halloween costumes and spend more than the average American on Christmas Presents...Oh and all the best auto mechanics are Amish!
 
I'm going to kill msyelf.
 
I want to go to work in a few.
 
I eat nails laced in the blood of pigeons.
 
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