Lie in this thread!

[Mandi]

I have clever and interesting things to say.

 

[Roadwarrior]

Troll Kingdom makes my balls tingle.

 

[Mandi]

RoadWarrior makes me wet

 

[Ishcabittle]

I'm wide awake right now... I needn't bother with coffee.

 

[The Question]

I hate futbol.

I know EXACTLY what futt-bowl is.

 

[CuntRocket]

I think I just came.

 

[Mandi]

Breaking Benjamin is not my favorite band.

 

[Blindgroping]

I had mind blowing, toe-curling SEX last night!!!!

 

[Ishcabittle]

Breaking Benjamin is not my favorite band.

I don't feel the same way about Benjamin Britten.

 

[Harkley]

I had mind blowing, toe-curling SEX last night!!!!

Oh

I didn't.

and I'm not happy about that fact....

Well, technically, I didn't have it this morning... but never mind...

 

[Ishcabittle]

...and i'm totally not embarassed about the Saw thread. I'm content to wait....

 

[Blindgroping]

I am NOT laughing.

 

[Blindgroping]

Oh

I didn't.

and I'm not happy about that fact....

Well, technically, I didn't have it this morning... but never mind...

Is she sinking now?

 

[Mandi]

I have had sex in the past three months.

 

[Blindgroping]

Fine. I have had sex in the last.....20 months.

 

[Mandi]

I'm not lonely

 

[Mandi]

I don't feel sick right now

 

[Starship Coyote]

I did not have sex with that woman.

 

[Mandi]

Wordforge isn't down

 

[Mandi]

My hands aren't shaking, and my stomach isn't turning.