Make up lies about Charlie Sheen!

[Gagh]

Charlie Sheen now refuses to eat anything except Koala Bear noses.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Charlie Sheen is obsessed with Toadfish from Neighbours.

 

[Loktar]

Charlie Sheen sodomized a Keebler elf.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Charlie Sheen rode me hard and put me away wet.

 

[Henoch]

Charlie Sheen gave Loktar a job wiping his ass after he poops.

 

[Yub]

Charlie Sheen is a secretly a puffin.

 

[Gagh]

Charlie Sheen dresses as Nelson Mandela and throws Nazi Salutes at pictures of Winnie Mandela for hours.

 

[Dr Dave]

Charlie Sheen and Gagh are the same person.

 

[hellgunneR]

He is a big hairy Charlie Sheenis