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Make up more lies about Star Trek thread

55) Tony Hart turned down the part of Q citing "creative differences"
 
56) Wil Wheaton attempted suicide 8 times during the filming of 'Where Silence Has Lease'. 6 of the attempts are visible during the episode if you look closely. The other 2 were edited out because he was naked.
 
57) The doors on all incarnations of the series have been operated by specially trained Oompa Loompas.

58) Future Guy was Cher.

59) The blue, yellow and red department colours were switched in TNG just to see if anybody was really paying attention.

60) Goerdi LaForge has had a Facebook page for three months, but no friends have added him.
 
61) The original resolution to the Picard/Guinan relationship was to end with Whoopi Goldberg shitting on a glass table while Picard laid underneath it, and jacked off. This was to talk place in the last episode of next generation, but they decided that Whoopi she be in the next flick instead. Why she couldn't still shit on the table, and still appear in "generations" was never explained.

62)The original Star Trek cast did all their voice over work for the short lived animated series COMPLETELY NUDE.
 
63) They only got Joe Piscipo to be in an episode, because every other person in hollywood was busy that day.
 
64) Patrick Stewart constantly hummed that annoying "even educated flees do it!" song at all tims during the filming of TNG.
 
65) While on the set of TNG, Whoopi Goldberg offered several times to cast her crewmates in roles in Made in America, Sister Act, The Long Walk Home, Homer and Eddie, Fatal Beauty and Burglar. Finally, Marina Sirtis spoke for the whole cast when she said to Whoopi, "You know, at least we realize our movies are supposed to go straight to DVD. Wake up, woman!!"
 
66) they wanted to get Bjorn Borg to play Hugh, but he was too busy wacking off to 13 year old Natalie in Leon.
 
67) First Contact originally opened with a ten minute "drag racing" scene between the new Enterprise and the Defiant, but Ira Behr was unhappy about the Defiant losing the race and snuck into Parmount headquarters and destroyed the film.
 
68) Voyager was going to have it's own version of "Far Beyond the Stars", except instead of being set in the 1950's and set around the civil rights movement, it would be set in the year 2000 and been about the 'unfair' treatment of Furries. Janeway would imagine that she is a struggling fanfic writer trying to get her stories about a "Starship" in the future published but they wont accept them because it stars a Furry captain.
 
69) Robert Piccado actually has a luxurious growth of hair that he shaves off before each episode of voyager.
 
70) Kate Mulgrew was particularly fond of the doomed "furry" episode and even offered to fund it with her own money, though speculation is still rife as to what her interest was in it.

71) Like many series from our childhood, it turns out TOS only had 12 episodes which must've been repeated all the time and we just imagined that it went on for several wonderful years.

72) Heroes actress Hayden Penetiere has been cast as the new Janice Rand.
 
73) They actually designed and built a proper sentient android to play Data, but at the last minute Gene Roddenberry decided to cast Brent Spiner as Spiner had some photos of Roddenberry dressed up as a Stormtrooper at a Star Wars convetion.
 
74) The most common trait among most women cast in starring roles on Trek shows is that they all have penises, except Jennifer Lein who only has an angry inch.
 
75) The fight between Seven of Nine and The Rock in that Voyager episode was actually real and The Rock kicked her ass!
 
76) Darmok was actually played by Stone Cold.
 
77) The message the writers intended with Darmok was actually that humans and aliens CAN'T live together and aliens are best off dead.
 
78] The episode "Darmok" was inspired by a trip that Joe Menosky took to New York City, and the difficulty he had trying to tell the Egyptian cab driver to take him from the airport to his hotel.
 
79) The reason the phasers fired out of the torpedo tubes in Darmok was because "we don't give a fuck, you obsessive losers. Fuck off. NOBODY CARES" according to Rick Berman.
 
80)The sentient android referred to earlier later became an uncredited ghostwriter for DS9. He wrote that episode where they got trapped in the weird chess game. He was subsequently fired.

81)The X-Men/Star Trek comics crossover was supposed to become an ongoing Star Trek series featuring X-Men characters. Its first story arc was supposed to have Apocolypse taking over the Borg, and A clone with both Khan and Magneto DNA joining the crew of the enrterprise. But due to a Magneto clone already being in the regular X-Men series they decided to scrap the whole thing. The second story arc was to feature Guinan being possessed by the phoenix force.

82) Patrick Stewart, and William Shatner compared penis sizes on the set of "Generations". Stewart suprisingly was the bigger of the 2.
 
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