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Make up more lies about Star Trek thread

Dershocka said:
82) Patrick Stewart, and William Shatner compared penis sizes on the set of "Generations". Stewart suprisingly was the bigger of the 2.
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82a) Actually, Shatner had forgotten his glasses that day, and Picard hacked off one of the horse's penises and stuffed it down his pants.
 
82b) In another weird twist of fate the same horse that Stewart stole the penis from was the same one Shatner got his hair-piece from.
 
82c) No horses were harmed in the filming of A Fistful of Datas, they arrived on set with their penises already detached.
 
83) I never once wanked over Deanna Troi's cleavage.
 
^84) The orginal script of Nemesis called for Data to sing "Somewhere over the Rainbow."
 
85) Wesley never had any lines in Nemisis, and in fact had to dance for rum just to get his non speaking part in the film.
 
86) Colm Meaney was usually too drunk to notice he was a regular on 2 Trek shows. Most days he figured he was stuck in a Radio Shack, waiting for the next bus to arrive.
 
87) Robert Beltram was actually two midgits wearing a long coat.
 
88) The Constitution Class starship isn't canon.
 
89) Harry Mudd was going to be in three episodes, but Shatner killed the actor that played him so he could get into character for his first columbo episode.
 
90) Leonard Nimoy wasn't told his character was supposed to be an alien until the second season.
 
91) when the ship rocked from side to side, the actors would deliberately try and fall towards Uhura and try and grab her boobs, all but Sulu for some reason.
 
92) The Way To Eden was originally going to end with them finding Jesus on the planet and Jesus saying "spaceships, pfft!"
 
93) "Shut up Wesley!" was ad-libbed by Patrick Stewart, who couldn't remember Wil Wheaton's real name at the time.
 
94) everyone on the cast of TNG has had sex with Marina Sirtis
 
95) The Prophets didn't have the heart to tell Sisko and the Bajorans that B'hala was actually nothing more than an ancient amusement park.
 
96) Kirk's middle name was originally supposed to be "Tobacco" because the original series was sponsored by BIG TOBACCAO COMPANIES.
 
97) Sulu, Chekov and Uhura would have had really great post trek carears if Shatner hadnt taken some of their lines and said them himself.
 
98] the most important character ever writen for any episode or film was the garbage man who said "I didnt see anything, and neither did you" but his character was diminshed in trek lore after Harlan Ellison claimed to have copyright on any stories featuring garbage men.
 
99] Sarah Silverman sexed the Voyager cast during her guest spot and peed in Engineering to "show the Klingon half breed who 's the sub and who's the dom"
 
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