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Make up more lies about Star Trek thread

100) Robin Williams was meant to do an episode of TNG, but Patrick Stewart was intimidated by his body hair
 
101) Cirroc Lofton's Jake Sisko character was going to be axed in season 3 because he never did anything, but Cirroc had grown so tall by that point that Ira Behr was too scared to tell him. "You do it!" he'd often say to Ron Moore. In the end they just kept paying Lofton his full salary for seven years even though he was only in four episodes.
 
102) Wil Wheaton is now unable to have children due to the incredibly tight costumes he wore as Wesley Crusher.
 
103) When he found out that entprise was cancelled the guy who played Reed started a sitdown protest on teh stage.

His desicated corpse was only removed last week at teh start of new filming.
 
^ Luckily..

104) The guy who played Reed turned out not to be dessicated after all, it was just his bone structure. When playing an Irishman in Heroes he claimed to have modeled his accent on Scotty's. "That guy was Irish, right?"

105) Many claim that the cast of TOS(other than Nimoy) despised The Shat due to his line counting antics. In actual fact, they've been playing a forty year practical joke on him, mainly consisting of "forgetting" his birthday and "not receiving" his messages. This will form the massive reveal at the end of Lost's season 4 as The Shat is surprised in a special live episode taking place on the island.
 
106) Geordi La Forget was originally going to have four eyes, two on the back of his head, instead of being blind. But someone realised that would be stupid.
 
107) Troi was originally meant to walk around with her bare tits out at all times, at least thats what roddenbury told her.

She didnt cotton on until the pilot episode aired and they had painted a uniform on her in post production
 
Explains the camel toe.
 
Well beltegusians are suppose to walk around naked, and she was half one, so hlaf naked.

108 ) Gene Roddenbuty was a talented writer who didn't leach off the talent of the people he surrounded himself with, or hire actresses on the merits of how likely they were to blow him.
 
109) Star Trek fans are well known for their easy going nature and ability not to take the series too seriously.

110) All the facts in this list are true.
 
111) Rick Berman was relieved when Wil Wheaton finally left the show in season 4, because it meant saving money both on his salary, and on the cost of painting out the erection protruding from Brent Spiner's uniform in post-production in any scene he and Wheaton did together.
 
112) Robert Beltran loved to hang out with Tim Russ, Robert Duncan McNeil and Garrett Wang and come up with episode ideas with them.
 
113) Jeri Ryan almost bullied Garrett Wang into committing suicide. She had the entire film crew asking him to "SHOW US YOUR WANG!". Stone Cold had to come to his defense by picking Jeri Ryan up by her tits and threatening to tell everyone that they were made of epoxy.
 
114) During the runs of TOS and Batman, Adam West would often call Shatner in the middle of the night and suggest that they switch roles and see if anyone would notice. Shatner would always respond, "Look I've told you, the next time you call, and I ask you if Robin has a pussy, and your answer changes to YES, then I'll consider it!"
 
115) Ethan Phillips suggested that Kes by played by a 12 year old girl "for realism" and that they have sex scenes "for realism, honest!"
 
116) Ethan Phillips kept suggesting that they write and ep where Rene Auberjonois could play Odo, and create characters for Robert Guillame, Inga Swenson, James Noble, DiDi Conn and Missy Gold, so that the entire cast of "Benson" could be reunited. They had to keep reminding Ethan that Guillame had a stroke, Noble has Parkinson's, and Missy Gold is still bound and gagged in his closet.
 
117) Noticing the support among some fans for a Star Trek Excelsior series and encouraged by George Takei, Robert Beltran pitched an idea to Paramount for a series based on Chakotay's adventures as a Maquis terrorist. A pilot episode was filmed, but to this day Paramount deny any knowledge.
 
118] Holodeck technology was real, and worked as it was shown on the shows and movies. The end-of-season gag reels of TNG, DS9 and VOY would usually show halo-versions of the regulars in strange sexual positions and combinations. With helium voices.
 
119) The Rock was not paid for his guest appearance in Voyager and did it "for the chance to work with J.G. Hertzler.
 
120) J.G. Hertzler only worked on star trek so he could save up for two real first names
 
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