Make up more lies about Tom Cruise thread

[FBI parte due]

Kinda odd that we can see pics of her suspiciously large feces, but not her.

CONSPIRACY?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

SHE IS A COMPUTER-GENERATED PRODUCT OF SPOOKYDREAMWORKS USA

 

[Loktar]

He bought his own ultrasound machine. Oh wait thats true.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And he checks his peepee with it to see if his sperm are extra handsome today.

 

[headvoid]

He has a "mini" Katie Holmes he takes to premieres

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He has a robotic Oprah that he pees on.

 

[Loktar]

He's a hermaphradite and likes to fuck himself.

 

[FBI parte due]

LOKTAR CAN SPELL HERMAPHRODITE LOL

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR CAN SPELL HERMAPHRODITE LOL

Yeah, imagine that. I'm a good speller. I have the spelling bee trophies to prove it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

LOKTAR CAN LOOK UP THE SPELLING OF HERMAPHRODITE OMG

Tom Cruise simply hires people to do that.

 

[Cassie]

He he's spelling bee weiners for breakfast

 

[Cassie]

*eats

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He peebee weinrers z.;/nlskdfn ;zoirgZ? NKLS df?LSKdfopjesfkls kl Z/DFLK LK ;lzkdfjgkl ;'zdlfkgj dzlfkg zdfg zWTF????

 

[Loktar]

LOKTAR CAN LOOK UP THE SPELLING OF HERMAPHRODITE OMG

Tom Cruise simply hires people to do that.

Screw you. If I had a digital camera I'd take pics of my trophies and post them.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I have medals and trophies for spelling too.

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[Cassie]

Agassi cried

 

[Loktar]

Agassi can go fuck himself.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Agassi can go fuck himself.

No, you can.

 

[headvoid]

Tom Cruise has prepared his "I am giving up acting speech" and keeps it in a small music box which plays "lets hear it for the boy" when opened.

 

[Cassie]

I wanted him to win one more time.