Troll Kingdom
This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!
Make up more lies about Tom Cruise thread
- Thread starter CaptainWacky
- Start date
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
He drove Mimi Rogers to a gambling addiction, Nicole Kidman to country music, and Penelope Cruz to say "¿QUE?" a lot.
Oh wait that's true...
Oh wait that's true...
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He played Nute Gunray in the Star Wars prequels.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He was once considered for the role of GAY HITLER in GAY HITLER 2: THE SEQUEL because he's gay and a nazi.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
His balls are smaller than Pluto after an hour in the swimming pool.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Uses the code phrase "Boy, I'm hungry!" in front of the children to inform his wife Katie that he wants sex and that she must submit.
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Uses the code phrase "Are you kids hungry?" in front of his wife Katie to inform his children that he wants sex and that they must submit.
Grammour Boy
Rebel
oH, REAYLLY?
Eggs Mayonnaise
All In With The Nuts
Grammour Boy
Rebel
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He bought Serenity on DVD but hasn't watch it yet.
CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He cancelled Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles because he "couldn't follow it."
WillsZenith
a treat for missmanners
Tom cruise has banned the colour green. he said in a press statement that' The ghost of hubbard has told me that the colour green is the imperial colour of the xerth alliance that invaded earth in the galatic wars of 2567 bc', he then later banned the use of BC as 'misleading' and 'deceptive'
He is currently seeking UN sanctions on greenland....
He is currently seeking UN sanctions on greenland....