Male Operating Manual For The Female Owner

[The Question]

^^INCONCEIVAMABABLE, IN MY HO!!! :scared:

 

[Mandi]

you have a ho?

 

[Blindgroping]

I wish we all had hoes.

 

[Mandi]

what am I? Chopped liver?

 

[The Question]

Well, you're certainly not a gardening implement, are you? :shock:!

 

[Blindgroping]

I donno, I think she'd work in a garden well.

 

[Mandi]

Depending on what you wanted me to do in the garden

 

[Sadistic Bastard]

Gotta love those earth-mother types....

 

[Blindgroping]

Depending on what you wanted me to do in the garden

The thing is, I don't like having to tell a person to do everything.
"Lie down. Spread your legs. Grab my hair. Moan. Thrash. "etc.

If I have to tell you to do everything, that will get boring real fast.

If you know a guy likes a BJ, give him one! Don't wait to be asked.
Or If you want something to happen, put yourself into the possision where its the obvious next step.
Or, just learn to know each other.
A friend of mine said that communication is key.
"Ahhh! A little left. OOOOOHHHH!!!!"

 

[Mandi]

Well, I was just wondering if you actually wanted me to do gardening you know with flowers and stuff.

 

[RobL]

Well, it's a moot point, anyway. Most guys just save time by peeing in the sink. It's closer to the door, you know.

o:

 

[Blindgroping]

Sorry. I ranted.
One of my pet peeves about the ex.

 

[Techman]

hmmmmmmmmmm...

:|
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Read all of it, dear?

 

[Blindgroping]

Re-read it!!!

 

[Wisdom]

1. Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

YEAH! Take that Mom!