Mariah Carey!?

[CaptainWacky]

!?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Meh.

Kill it.

 

[Mandi]

CUM IN HER EYE! SHE LIKES IT!

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHAT ABOUT BETWEEN HER THIGHS?

 

[Mandi]

no, she likes it in the eye, why do you think she can hit those high notes?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

HAHAHA

 

[johnford]

I thought she liked it in the ass or in her mouth or ears!

 

[Mandi]

nope her eyes!

 

[johnford]

Theres a big shock...she probably liked it ever since Eminem came into her eyes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

SHe likes tits

 

[johnford]

When the hell did she come out of the celebrity closet?

 

[Mentalist]

Mariah Carey must be destroyed with fire.

 

[Mandi]

FIRE FIRE BURN BURN MWAHHAHHA

 

[CaptainWacky]

WOUDLN'T IT BE IRONIC IF THERE WAS A CYNICAL INTERNET GUY WHO ACTUALLY LIKED MARIAH CAREY, IN AN IRONIC WAY OF COURSE?

 

[Mentalist]

So you like Mariah?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Don't look at me. She's squirrelier than a squirrely squirrel.

SHE'S MOCHA COURTNEY LOVE!!!! :shock:

 

[Mentalist]

I fucking hate the skank. She has big boobies, thats about her only redeeming quality.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

They only seem big because she's such a coatrack. RACK OMGLOL

 

[Mentalist]

RACK BOOTIE LETS MAKE SOME SONGS WITH RAPPERS LOL IT MAKES US STREETZ HEARTBREAKER BOOBY LOL

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Sandra Bernhard had some good lines about Mariah, talking about how she decides to be black some years more than others, like when she "got all cupcakeerish" and dated P. Diddy and hung out with his rap pussies er posse.