Mariah Carey!?

[CaptainWacky]

Not really, no.

 

[CaptainWacky]

How come Mariah and Halle Berry are both supposed to be half and half AND YET Halle is clearly much darker? OBVIOUSLY SOMEONE'S LYING>

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Mariah is paler because she has antifreeze for blood. Silly.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe she has that thing Michale Jackson has (a pet monkey.)

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OK, I'm late for work now.

OMIGOD THERE WAS A QUESTION ON WEAKEST LINK JUST NOW WHERE THE ANSWER WAS SPAM!! EVERYBODY DRINK like you weren't already you drinken closet cases :shock:

 

[CaptainWacky]

Does Anne ever say stuff like "YOU'RE ALL FAT AMERICANS LOL!"?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

She doesn't have to. She just registers a deadpan grimace every time the set jiggles up and down when one of them shifts their weight.

 

[Gagh]

Get a titwank, feel her up, do her up the arse, then cut her larynx.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT HER TITS DROOP SLIGHTLY!

 

[Gagh]

She's had a tit job, so her nipples will probably be on top of her breasts.

 

[CaptainWacky]

At least I'll know where to find them.