Masturbation and showering

[Loktar]

However, I prefer to masturbate lying down.

Yeah me too. Glad to know I'm not as weird as I thought.

 

[Hero1000]

easier to wash the dogshit off when you're done.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Leave the dog out of it.

 

[Tisiphone]

I don't know many girl who masturbate while showering (except YOU Cassie <g>) but if you've got one of those movable showerheads with different settings, I'd give it a whirl.

I prefer masturbating in public, actually.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'll give my Raspberry Swirl a Whirl!!!!!!


If you want inside me, well
Boy you better make my raspberry swirl

 

[Daredual]

^^^So...how do you accomplish auto-pleasuring in public?

Do you just open and close your legs? Have a finger massager?

Dammit...women get away with so much shit.

DD

 

[Tisiphone]

It's all about the right amount of pressure with your inner thighs. That's all I'm saying.

 

[Cassie]

I don't know many girl who masturbate while showering (except YOU Cassie <g>) but if you've got one of those movable showerheads with different settings, I'd give it a whirl.

I prefer masturbating in public, actually.

Shower massage, aka Captain Kirk.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Second star to the right, and straight in till morning (or until the hot water tank empties).

 

[Tisiphone]

^You just wanna be one of the lost boys, and make sure Peter Pan stays a twink forever!!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DURN TOOTIN' MR. WILSON!

 

[I Love Cunt]

It's all about the right amount of pressure with your inner thighs. That's all I'm saying.

I am jealous. However public masterbation is good.

 

[Kitty]

 

[Dirk Funk]

I am jealous. However public masterbation is good.

Wanking while driving? I've done it a few times.

 

[Loktar]

Wanking while driving? I've done it a few times.

I'd try it but I'm always worried I'd shift the wrong shaft.

 

[Dirk Funk]

I'd try it but I'm always worried I'd shift the wrong shaft.

Drive an automatic then.

 

[Loktar]

Drive an automatic then.

k.

 

[Kitty]

Doing stuff that will land you in jail and registered on a sex offender list is awesome?

 

[Loktar]

Doing stuff that will land you in jail and registered on a sex offender list is awesome?

Only if you don't get caught.

 

[classichummus]

Only if you don't get caught.

It's only illegal if you get caught. Personally I think that would be sketchy to jack off while driving. I'm not inclined to try it anytime soon.