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Masturbation and showering

Thank you for considering the safety of others. I find it disturbing to think someone on the road directly in front of me might be making baby batter in their lap while driving.
 
Thank you for considering the safety of others. I find it disturbing to think someone on the road directly in front of me might be making baby batter in their lap while driving.

Also, what if you pull up to a light and your mom is there in the car next to you or a bus drives past you? pretty weird.
 
I've had sex in public, too. No cookies there.
It wasn't awesome. It was risky. Fun at the time but stupid in retrospect.

If you want to spunk all over your dashboard, go for it. If any of you get caught, it's not going to break my heart.
 
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