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Masturbation and showering

Thank you for considering the safety of others. I find it disturbing to think someone on the road directly in front of me might be making baby batter in their lap while driving.
 
Thank you for considering the safety of others. I find it disturbing to think someone on the road directly in front of me might be making baby batter in their lap while driving.

Also, what if you pull up to a light and your mom is there in the car next to you or a bus drives past you? pretty weird.
 
Also, what if you pull up to a light and your mom is there in the car next to you or a bus drives past you? pretty weird.

I-5 ftw?
 
Typical Trollkingdom thread
 
Doing stuff that will land you in jail and registered on a sex offender list is awesome?
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You act like this is something new :P

That being said; yeah. I had sex in public places before.

What of it?
 
I've had sex in public, too. No cookies there.
It wasn't awesome. It was risky. Fun at the time but stupid in retrospect.

If you want to spunk all over your dashboard, go for it. If any of you get caught, it's not going to break my heart.
 
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