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Men are easy to please.

boys are weird. it is rather nice how easily pleased they are, though. food, beer, and a blowjob and you'd think they'd been given the world. I'm jealous. I wish I was that easy to pacify sometimes.
 
Did I ever tell you all about my plan to have a pizza delivery chain, where in addition to picking the pizza, you picked the delivery girl, a beer, and a movie, and she'd stop off at the video store and the liquor store on the way and you could eat your pizza and drink your beer while watching your movie and getting a blowjob?

GENIUS!
 
Volpone said:
Did I ever tell you all about my plan to have a pizza delivery chain, where in addition to picking the pizza, you picked the delivery girl, a beer, and a movie, and she'd stop off at the video store and the liquor store on the way and you could eat your pizza and drink your beer while watching your movie and getting a blowjob?

GENIUS!
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Maybe for you but not for her. There would have to be an equivilant for the woman Yes?
 
All of this is merely breaking people down into steriotypical gender roles.

Nothing wrong with that, stand up comedians and pop psychologists have been getting rich that way for years...
 
The Dork Lord said:
Which would also make us easy to control, one would think.
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http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=isabella+valentine

NeonMercuryASH said:
...beer you can get at the grocery...
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Not in PA... The blue laws here are really fucked up.

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Pennsylvania#Alcohol

Volpone said:
Did I ever tell you all about my plan to have a pizza delivery chain, where in addition to picking the pizza, you picked the delivery girl, a beer, and a movie, and she'd stop off at the video store and the liquor store on the way and you could eat your pizza and drink your beer while watching your movie and getting a blowjob?

GENIUS!
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Interesting concept. What's more interesting is what the hell you'd name it.
 
Pimpin' Pizza

Putana Pizzaria

A Slice of Pussy (be careful when ordering extra sauce)

Pizza Ho

Domin-ho's Pizza (we'll get you there in 30 min or less)

Pimpin' Johns

UnHo's

Frank's Fuckery (to steal one from the late Mr. Carlin)

Liquor 'n' stick'er Pizza (where we deliver and you come)

Or simply Guido's
 
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