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Men, in general, are stupid

$500? What am I, cheap?? (Don't answer that. No, seriously - don't answer that)
I've sold socks for more, and they were fresh from the laundromat!
 
Ilyanna said:
Wait a minute - where IS Loktar today, anyway?
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Sleeping late, running errands for my mom, job searching.

I know I mostly do the lazy almost all day TV/Internet thing but I do on occaison do the normal everyday real world stuff. Anyway its nice to know I'll be missed by some people WHEN I get a job and get back to work.
 
'Gear said:
I love the time of year when the Loktars come down out of the hills into town.
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Watch out for those sonic booms that are created when our thighs slap together.

Last time a Loktar got up and then sat back down, the Grand Canyon was created.
 
Yep.

Now that they know, the ones you don't want to see will be flopped out in your face and the ones you do will cost you money.
 
titties are titties. Soggy flapjacks, saddlebags, perkies, kneehuggers, big'uns, lil'uns, all shapes and sizes are beautiful to me. More of an ass man really, but I sho do like me some titties.

So...tits. Or GTFO.
 
But, but, but... what about flowers, and deep reciprocated romance, and holding hands in the park, and, and... BABIES?!? :(
 
^Disclaimer: that wasn't me, that was that pesky x-chromosome taking control. Sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled programme.
 
Not to be a dick or anything, but you gonna whip them puppies out or what? I saw a female posted in this thread and followed my boner in, and I get here and there's more of this...talking...going on.
 
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