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Men in Kilts

^all wrapped up in red & green - kinda looks like a present


:bigass:
 
If that guy can fix stuff, put him on the UPS truck and send him on over.
 
WillsZenith said:
Its all about technique, controlled breathing...and squeezing the right parts....
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And I suppose one would need talented lips and a good sense of timing....

;)
mm
 
missmanners said:
And I suppose one would need talented lips and a good sense of timing....

;)
mm
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Of course.... you cant beat a nice , long , slow play.....
 
^ LOL!

erm, I'd posted in response to mm before I saw this:

Its all about technique, controlled breathing...and squeezing the right parts....
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it's good to be home!
 
WillsZenith said:
Of course.... you cant beat a nice , long , slow play.....
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Oh I dont know..... fast and reckless has it's charms as well. Dont you agree dear?

;)
mm
 
missmanners said:
Oh I dont know..... fast and reckless has it's charms as well. Dont you agree dear?

;)
mm
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oh yes...indeed...cant beat a fast tune.....gets the blood flowing and the air heated....
 
We're MEN!
We're men in kilts!
We gae aboot th' Kirk-yard cocklin' on stilts!

We're MEN!
We're men in KIIIIIII-ILTS!
We'll swing our Claymores t' see th' Droxies gae Tilts!
 
Don't be making fun of men in kilts. I remember not too long ago you saying you wanted one :P
 
I want to buy one and wear it to Wal-Mart for the weekly grocery run.
 
I wanna wear one on my head!
 
I wanna wear one on yer head, too! (I'm not sure whether that'll be funny or not, but it seemed pretty nonsensical, so maybe it's worth a shot, I dunno...)
 
Well, with a pervy mind like mine.........;)
 
curiousa2z said:
um, the third stanza needs a little work.

I'm just sayin'.....
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[bratty]Yeah, well, it sounds better than it reads.[/bratty]

:slap:
 
mm & WZ - did you ever get into the fingering positions on the bagpipe playing?
 
I want to buy a kilt with a man already in it - but, he can't have a girly butt. Can't stand a man with a girly butt.
 
I have a super-flat old man ass.

I have like the Sony WEGA of asses.
 
Are you saying you've got the male equivalent of this old, flat butt?

flatbutt.jpg
 
Why, yes. Yes, I am.

Actually this is a picture of me when I was hitting on chicks at our family reunion:

flatass.jpg
 
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