Mentalist will make his first post of 2011 in this thread

[Gagh]

I HOPE HE IS STILL ALIVE AND TOUCHING BREASTS REGULARLY.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That's usually what's he doing when he's not posting.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Almost there...

 

[Dr Dave]

Wait for it...

wait for it...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Last Post: December 27, 2010, 5:14 PM ET (Too lazy to calculate GMT)

 

[whisky]

I like to imagine Menty has some Indiana Jones style double life, and at the moment he in some ancient burial ground dodging snakes and millennia old man traps.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And drinking heavily and having lots of sex.

 

[whisky]

Marion "Menty, the torch is going out!"
Menty "Thats no excuse to stop blowing me woman!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hasn't posted since the Natalie pregnancy news broke, hmm...

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MENTY CAUGHT WITH BLACK SWAN FEATHERS IN HIS TEETH SHOCKER? :shock:

 

[Gagh]

MENTY HAS FLIPPED OUT & GONE OFF THE RAILS AFTER BEING MOLESTED BY A KILLER SEAGULL. AS A RESULT, HE DRESSES LIKE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE, THE 1970'S ORIGINAL (LEFT) AT WEEKENDS, AND THE MODERN VERSION (RIGHT) ON WEEKDAYS

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOW THAT'S A MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

bump

 

[Cassie]

Mentalist is on vacation with Dr Phlox, Captain Archer is CRUSHED.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

He's off at a seminar for Running Message Boards While Invisible with Steve.

 

[Dr Dave]

They should send us a post card!

 

[CaptainWacky]

He'll be black.

 

[Dr Dave]

Perhaps he is partying with Dr.Dace?!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

My theory: he's currently Stunt Spidey #7 on Broadway.

BE CAREFUL MENTY THE GREEN GOBLIN CAN UNTIE KNOTS!

 

[Donovan]

He's conducting top secret operations against his hated rivals LoNaf. You didn't think those were accidents did you?